You can forget the Amex, we're all gonna die!

[GoldWithFalmer]

How much did Imagine cost? sounds like a right livewire

 

[Fungus]

but would JC be any good at getting on crosses?

He wouldn't get there on time, bloody JCL.

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

He wouldn't get there on time, bloody JCL.

where was he during the dark ages,that's what i would like to know

 

[Codner pharmaceuticals]

where was he during the dark ages,that's what i would like to know

Omnipresent

 

[ForeverAGull]

but would JC be any good at getting on crosses?

love this

 

[Lord Bracknell]

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[rocker959]

Oh shit, times running out , must have a final wank ahhhhh

 

[Perkino]

He better not come again tmorrow, I'll be so annoyed if we don't get to see the boys play at the Amex

 

[Seagull on the wing]

JESUS SAVES........but Benno puts in the rebound!

 

[Seagull27]

At least when this all blows over on Sunday, and all the christian rapturists are upset, we can say 'don't worry, it's not the end of the world'.

 

[alan partridge]

Seven days after I hit 40! What fucker said life begins at 40.

they are notable by their absence

 

[Bold Seagull]

Bill Hicks take on religion and the possible return of Jesus...

 

[Hungry Joe]

Interesting point about the Amex and impending death; has anyone else noticed a marked increase in their anxiety about an early sudden death before getting to see a game at the Amex? Or is it just me? I've taken to looking four times before I cross the road lately.

 

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

but would JC be any good at getting on crosses?

Excellent.

Also would Gus be able to legitimately crucify him at half time?

No stop it ...all a lot of nonsense since neither Puma or Addidas do football sandals.

Back to being a lapsed atheist for me!

TNBA

TTF

 

[16bha]

"Harold Camping, 89," he sounds Tents

Do you think he canvassed opinion before coming out with this?

 

[chucky1973]

lets hope that Sussex rattle off the 50 odd runs needed before the quake strikes

 

[glasfryn]

BBC News - apocalypse prediction sparks atheist reaction

Harold Camping, 89, predicts that Jesus Christ will return to earth on Saturday and true believers will be swept up, or "raptured", to heaven.

He has used broadcasts and billboards to publicise his ideas.

He says biblical texts indicate that a giant earthquake on Saturday will mark the start of the world's destruction, and that by 21 October all non-believers will be dead.



Still, so long as we beat Palace at the Amex in front of a full house I'll die happy

and Gus and tony will be there pen in hand with a three year contract.........................then we will see just who is the best team in the world

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Interesting point about the Amex and impending death; has anyone else noticed a marked increase in their anxiety about an early sudden death before getting to see a game at the Amex? Or is it just me? I've taken to looking four times before I cross the road lately.

It is DEATH but not as we know it-more the death of an era,the birth of a new era.

 

[warsaw]

I see the believers are scratching their hands wondering why nothing happened BBC News - : Believers perplexed after prediction fails

I fully expected the earth to move, but maybe God simply lost track of time and forgot about it?

Anyone?

 

[DT Withdean]

Woke up today in Heaven. Albion CHAMPIONES.