It's amazing how starting a shit thread can be hailed as something rather special and amusing if you are mates with enough people on here. It's still a shit thread imo though.
I've never had a conversation in my life with him, so hardly mates.
It's amazing how starting a shit thread can be hailed as something rather special and amusing if you are mates with enough people on here. It's still a shit thread imo though.
I've never had a conversation in my life with him, so hardly mates.
If you took a look at the OP's match ratings post, he gave Barnes a 6, which is his ACTUAL perception of performance.
He is an expert fisherman, you have been LANDED.
But what does Barnes add to the squad? He runs around and huffs and puffs, falls over alot but he doesn't score and can someone tell me how many assists he's had this season so far?
He got an assist v Forest. His overhead kick was met by Lita on saturday.
He was also the person pressuring Spearing and jumping in front to cause the distraction that led to the first goal v Bolton.
He played the ball through for calderon to provide the assist to give us the lead v derby.
He got an assist v Forest. His overhead kick was met by Lita on saturday.
He was also the person pressuring Spearing and jumping in front to cause the distraction that led to the first goal v Bolton.
He played the ball through for calderon to provide the assist to give us the lead v derby.
But what does Barnes add to the squad? He runs around and huffs and puffs, falls over alot but he doesn't score and can someone tell me how many assists he's had this season so far?
Looked like a goal mouth scrabble to me.
That's not an assist.
That's not an assist either. Do you know what assist means because you are clutching at straws and trying to justify Barnes being on the pitch.
So his 37-odd goals were all made up, were they? His numerous assists? His good link up play? In the Watford game he was involved in EVERY bit of quality play.
Eh? 37 goals? I know I'm old but haven't lost my marbles just yet because I swear he hasn't scored none so far this season or any assists either.
Eh? 37 goals? I know I'm old but haven't lost my marbles just yet because I swear he hasn't scored none so far this season or any assists either.
Had absolutely nothing to do with earning the Penalty and happened to be in the right place to finish after an excellent effort on goal for his second.
Had absolutely nothing to do with earning the Penalty and happened to be in the right place to finish after an excellent effort on goal for his second.