Writing a letter to a women

[Lord Bracknell]

"yours sincerely"? or "yours faithfully"?

Best to compromise and go with "yours sinfully".

 

[Crezhell]

You know the name, but dont no them, if they are married etc.

for example, you no her as Jane Smith

do you write 'dear mrs smith' or 'dear miss smith' or 'dear ms smith'?

I reckon your in love with jane smith. bless.

 

[maffew]

oh you have to sign it "boomshanka" as well if you dont know them

 

[Hiney]

Dear Ms Smith,

I am writing to apologise profusely for the mess I made on your shellsuit last night. I can only think that the excitement of the occasion got the better of me.

I would love to see you again, if only to show you that I am worthy of more than 11.6 seconds of your attention.

One thing I would like to pojnt out is that I feel it is slightly unfair of you to charge me the full £20, as this equates to an hourly rate of £6,206. At the very least, I fell you should pay for the shellsuit to be dry-cleaned, instead of persuing me for the money.

I hope this clarifies things - I hope we get the chance to meet again.

Kind regards



Adrie

 

[bigc]

oh you have to sign it "boomshanka" as well if you dont know them

darling fascist bullyboy..

 

[maffew]

darling fascist bullyboy..

now give me some more money.
you bastard

 

[Les Biehn]

Dear Mrs/Miss/Ms Smith

I know where your daughter is.

Yours regretfully

 

[bigc]

Dear Mrs/Miss/Ms Smith

I know where your daughter is.

Yours regretfully

I didn't know my own strength....

 

[London Pompous]

Dear Ms Smith,

I am writing to apologise profusely for the mess I made on your shellsuit last night. I can only think that the excitement of the occasion got the better of me.

I would love to see you again, if only to show you that I am worthy of more than 11.6 seconds of your attention.

One thing I would like to pojnt out is that I feel it is slightly unfair of you to charge me the full £20, as this equates to an hourly rate of £6,206. At the very least, I fell you should pay for the shellsuit to be dry-cleaned, instead of persuing me for the money.

I hope this clarifies things - I hope we get the chance to meet again.

Kind regards



Adrie

That's a funny way to spell 'Simon'

 

[Old Greg]

a letter for what? to buy a bride or something??

 

[7:18]

have someone else write it for you adrie

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

That's a funny way to spell 'Simon'

*snigger*

 

[Uncle Buck]

Snacks anyone?

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

That's a funny way to spell 'Simon'

 

[Jahooli]

Is that Jane "bury me in a Y shaped coffin" Smith?

You'll get over her.....I did!

 

[The Large One]

So did Baldrick.

 

[Mendoza]

NSC shut down by 7pm I reckon

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

NSC shut down by 7pm I reckon

That's a whole hour and a half - he won't last that long surely?

 

[Brian Munich]

Dear Ms Smith,

I am writing to apologise profusely for the mess I made on your shellsuit last night. I can only think that the excitement of the occasion got the better of me.

I would love to see you again, if only to show you that I am worthy of more than 11.6 seconds of your attention.

One thing I would like to pojnt out is that I feel it is slightly unfair of you to charge me the full £20, as this equates to an hourly rate of £6,206. At the very least, I fell you should pay for the shellsuit to be dry-cleaned, instead of persuing me for the money.

I hope this clarifies things - I hope we get the chance to meet again.

Kind regards



SS

Pringles?

 

[John Bumlick]

in the spirit of killing 2 birds with one stone, i think 'a certain nsc user' should have sex with adrie. that way, adrie gets to pop his cherry and surely (SURELY?) it would take 'a certain nsc user' ages to finish if he was bumming adrie.