seagullondon
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hitony
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You may as well lock it
You really are my personal stalker.
She is 54..i will try and get a sneaky pic...she is pretty tidy.she has a white dress on and i can see her g-string in a certain light.
Does her axe-wound stink
Willy Dangle
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She is 54..i will try and get a sneaky pic...she is pretty tidy.she has a white dress on and i can see her g-string in a certain light.
Still waiting for pics. Would make my day if she sussed you.
seagullondon
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When still a young fella I had a go on an old broad. A bit of a pity f*** as she was recently divorced and her younger friends who I knew said she needed cheering up.
While I was vigorously removing the cobwebs that night there came shrieks of complaint and a banging on the ceiling from the room below as the teenage daughter realised what was up. Despite the distraction and the realisation I was in many ways in the wrong room I made a decent job of it and threw one up her on the morning too.
Never got a chance at a repeat performance, it transpired that later that week she wandered out with a shit eating grin still upon her face and met the man who would be her second husband.
Daughter sounded a sort through the floor though and hope to run into get some day. Probably best not to go with "hey I know you- I f***ed your mum!"
While I was vigorously removing the cobwebs that night there came shrieks of complaint and a banging on the ceiling from the room below as the teenage daughter realised what was up. Despite the distraction and the realisation I was in many ways in the wrong room I made a decent job of it and threw one up her on the morning too.
Never got a chance at a repeat performance, it transpired that later that week she wandered out with a shit eating grin still upon her face and met the man who would be her second husband.
Daughter sounded a sort through the floor though and hope to run into get some day. Probably best not to go with "hey I know you- I f***ed your mum!"
Okay, what's the address?
hitony
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I just get drawn in by your avatar
Well if it help's you any, the dark haired one on the far left is my wife
HastingsSeagull
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Nope she gets her good looks from her dad 
GoldWithFalmer
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Does her axe-wound stink
Like a stinking allotment.
hitony
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Nope she gets her good looks from her dad
I'm sure.....now move along..
Sounded a sort through the floorboards... Prob the worst comment I have ever read.
Camicus
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Just as long as you dont have to fold it in
bha100
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- Aug 25, 2011
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Would you have a go on your birds/wifes mum
Has this got to do with Vanilla sex that i heard them talking about today?
Would you have a go on your birds/wifes mum
Yup
killer miller
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Don't have a gf or wife but do have a friends mum who would get it!
pottert
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Would you have a go on your birds/wifes mum
I would have a go because she is not my birds/wife's mum & every hole is a goal.If you can do the domestic double then that is an achievement but what about the treble find out where grandma lives
forumwayseagull
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Domestic double.. Omg that is pure magic when describing mum and daughter..
Baron Pepperpot
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octaphilia...
pottert
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I must admit I'm proud of that one