Would You Take It Up The Arse By Another Man For £1m

[Hamilton]

that'll be an extra tenner then

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

WHAT SORT OF PRICE ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

Are we bartering?

 

[jeremy beadles hand]

Are we bartering?

I'M JUST CURIOUS AS TO HOW LOW PEOPLE WILL GO FOR LIFE CHANGING MONEY

 

[Dropkick Turnip]

Me and a mate had a similar conversation a few years back and it mutated into "Could you take another man up the arse?" until we eventually ended up at "Could you take your Dad up the arse?"

We decided that we probably could as long as he didn't look over his shoulder at you! Don't ask me why but that was the condition.

Doesn't beer/boredom/a combination of the two work wonders for your imagination?

Voted "Yes" by the way. For two million pounds I'd nosh him off afterwards!

 

[JJ McClure]

You're one sick puppy!

 

[jeremy beadles hand]

Voted "Yes" by the way. For two million pounds I'd nosh him off afterwards! [/B]

WHAT ABOUT TO POSE AS HIS BOYFRIEND AROUND TOWN AFTERWARDS WITH HIS HAND IN YOUR BACK POCKET

 

[Man of Harveys]

I may have missed it, but is some kind of lubricant an option? Or would that mean a discount?

This is a very difficult question. I'm split up the middle on this one.

 

[Dropkick Turnip]

WHAT ABOUT TO POSE AS HIS BOYFRIEND AROUND TOWN AFTERWARDS WITH HIS HAND IN YOUR BACK POCKET

I'd might throw that in for nothing if you caught me on the right day.

 

[jeremy beadles hand]

I'd might throw that in for nothing if you caught me on the right day.

WHAT ABOUT WHEN YOU KNOW YOUR PARENTS AND SOME OF YOUR MATES ARE OUT SHOPPING IN TOWN.

 

[Dropkick Turnip]

No way!

I wouldn't want to make my Dad jealous would I?

 

[tinx]

For £1million there is very little I wouldn't do, five minutes of beign uncomfortable for enough cash to be comfortable for a long time. No way would I say no.

Perosnally I would like the whole million in 50 pound notes in a suitcase in front of me while its happening so I can see what I am getting for it, kind take you mind off it

 

[Lord Bracknell]

What about taking the cash in Euros?

Or is that going just one step too far?

 

[Football Genius aka FG]

its these kinda topics on here that give the club a gay image, why cant this kinda rubbish get deleted?

 

[hart's shirt]

Well, it's 17 - 14 to the 'Yes' camp at the moment.

Mind you, £1,000,000 could buy you 2/3 of Bobby Z. Or 10 Mark Farrington's.

 

[jeremy beadles hand]

Would anyone who has said yes to the £1,000,000 donate any to the albion?

 

[Dropkick Turnip]

its these kinda topics on here that give the club a gay image, why cant this kinda rubbish get deleted?

WARNING-Sense of humour failure detected!

So get yourself a drink and cool off under that umbrella over there.

Actually the thread could be interpreted as being very homophobic (as well as silly, immature, a way to pass the time until the Kanchelskis announcement, etc, etc.) because there's the suggestion that a huge amount of money would have to be involved rather than just doing it for fun. I can't imagine that gay men dish out a million pounds to each other every time anal sex is administered and one presumes that they're doing that for pleasure. Anyone who happens to read this thread and make the assumption that the players and supporters are all gay won't be visible on my radar I'm afraid.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Shut it FG before I bend you over and give you a good spanking.

 

[Safeway]

As long at they haven't got A.I.D.S. Is that fair enough?

 

[Marshy]

I wood for a million, definately.

2 mins work for a million quid ! Easy money....

 

[jeremy beadles hand]

As long at they haven't got A.I.D.S. Is that fair enough?

WHAT ABOUT IF THEY HAVE AIDS BUT USE PROTECTION