I can picture us starting the game.
Hoofing the ball towards the far touchline.
Slicing it, down the middle.
Catching a Spurs centre half off guard.
Only for him to punch the ball back to the goalie.
Dunk steps up for the penalty.
1-0 Albion, after 1 minutes.
Scenes across Sussex (except Haywards Heath naturally)
Then all the players have to do is hang on for a further 96 minutes, while simultaneously breaking the world record for 'most amount of sufferers of cramp'.
Hoofing the ball towards the far touchline.
Slicing it, down the middle.
Catching a Spurs centre half off guard.
Only for him to punch the ball back to the goalie.
Dunk steps up for the penalty.
1-0 Albion, after 1 minutes.
Scenes across Sussex (except Haywards Heath naturally)
Then all the players have to do is hang on for a further 96 minutes, while simultaneously breaking the world record for 'most amount of sufferers of cramp'.