Would you swap your other half for a better, newer model?

[Fred Oliver - Legend]

Dam right i would! Is Helen Flannagan available?!

 

[Notters]

No.

You do ask some bloody stupid questions.

Note that it's the same guy who says we should leave the EU in every thread.

 

[Notters]

It kind of depends how much she "kicks off" when I go to the Sheffield Wednesday game this coming Tuesday. Apparently ,it's her birthday that day. Perhaps I'll ask her if she wants to see the game as well.

Urgh, that's and awkward one. Glad my wife's birthday is in June!

 

[Hamilton]

Never in a million years.

 

[Jim D]

Coincidentally, it's my birthday on Tuesday as well. I am going to the football.

I'll be out for my birthday meal on Wednesday. Why not suggest this arrangement to her?

You're asking him to ask his wife out for a birthday meal with you on Weds? Good luck with that - could prove costly.

 

[Frutos]

Absolutely not.

 

[Superphil]

Yeah right...lol

Read my post, carefully, you'll get it.

 

[Randsta]

A lot of peoples other half's clearly read their posts

 

[BensGrandad]

No because she is my right hand and without that I would be severely handicapped plus at my age I couldn't cope with a newer model especially if very much newer like 30- 40 years

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

well...would you do it?

What would you like?

has yours got a puncture then
regards
DR

 

[DavidRyder]

I'm happy to spend the rest of my life with my wife, however, her dislike of football is a negative point - I have no-one I can chat to about my post-match analysis.

I'm guessing this was one reason NSC was invented....

 

[Megazone]

Not in a million years.

Open relationship. Why dump your girlfriend/wife when you can have both?

 

[Meade's Ball]

I don't think I could comfortably go through a spell holding in all this wind again. My current love called me fetid the night before last, lovingly. Am on some iron tablets at the minute and by jingo the black tarry stools they promised are creating a heavy and repugnant stench with every meagre pwarp. Of course, when I feel one approaching, I get as close to the girlfriend as possible. To have to have 6 months of stink-free politeness to begin to get to this cruel level of enjoyment again I couldn't live with really.

 

[Hamilton]

I don't think I could comfortably go through a spell holding in all this wind again. My current love called me fetid the night before last, lovingly. Am on some iron tablets at the minute and by jingo the black tarry stools they promised are creating a heavy and repugnant stench with every meagre pwarp. Of course, when I feel one approaching, I get as close to the girlfriend as possible. To have to have 6 months of stink-free politeness to begin to get to this cruel level of enjoyment again I couldn't live with really.

You are God's gift.

I'm sure this post alone will have a queue forming at your front door.

 

[DavidRyder]

You are God's gift.

I'm sure this post alone will have a queue forming at your front door.

Certainly not his, er, back door...

 

[British Bulldog]

Not looking to sign a new one but if the opportunity arises to improve on what I've got then it's something I would have to think about.

 

[hart's shirt]

Yes, of course.

I'd have definitely swapped the 2nd half on Monday.

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

I was talking about cars...

Don't believe you.

 

[Ameliaance]

Definitely, not! Looks will fade someday but personality will lasts forever.

 

[Easy 10]

No because she is my right hand

Ok. Too much information.