Megazone
On his last warning
As long as I get to keep the old one as a souvenir
Find a woman with small hands
Jeremy Beadle has a small cock....but on the other hand......
It's probably unfair of me but every time I met a man whose other half is petite and oriental I presume they have a tiny cock.
"Stuart was originally looking for a hair transplant"..........bit of a change of direction there!
Maybe I should have started a poll
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Maybe I should have started a poll
As I already stretch a king-size condom,(like most Leavers),I have no need of enhancement.