[Misc] Would you pay £1.2m for this?

[kevo]

How can anyone afford to buy a house in Lewes?

This place only has two bedrooms, it's in need of modernisation, esp the kitchen, is overlooked by other houses, and has zero kerb appeal (in fact, it's downright ugly).

Utterly insane.

https://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/64798460/

 

[dazzer6666]

How can anyone afford to buy a house in Lewes?

This place only has two bedrooms, it's in need of modernisation, esp the kitchen, is overlooked by other houses, and has zero kerb appeal (in fact, it's downright ugly).

Utterly insane.

https://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/64798460/

Third of an acre. It’ll get bought by a DFL, demolished and a great big place built on the plot.

 

[GT49er]

How can anyone afford to buy a house in Lewes?

This place only has two bedrooms, it's in need of modernisation, esp the kitchen, is overlooked by other houses, and has zero kerb appeal (in fact, it's downright ugly).

Utterly insane.

https://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/64798460/

Geez - hardly an architectural gem, is it? Pretty ugly, in fact, as unimaginative architecture goes. I've seen more nice looking garages ...............

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

Third of an acre. It’ll get bought by a DFL, demolished and a great big place built on the plot.

This. It is being bought for the land and potential future planning consent for more units imo.

 

[GT49er]

Third of an acre. It’ll get bought by a DFL, demolished and a great big place built on the plot.

Third of an acre? That's fifty Barrett homes, shirley.............!

 

[Live by the sea]

Yup land value . Could squeeze another few badly built small new build homes to help ruin further a nice quaint English town !

 

[Washie]

Grange road? like f*** would they get permission to even change the look of the house let alone build something new. Waste of money

 

[Herr Ing Gull]

I thought this would be a thread about Wilf Haha

 

[beorhthelm]

Third of an acre. It’ll get bought by a DFL, demolished and a great big place built on the plot.

only thing that make sense, though even then not sure they'd get permission for enough homes to make it worth while.

 

[Knocky's Nose]

You'd get three fair sized homes on that plot...

 

[Worried Man Blues]

Imagine the conversation, agent, yes we can get over £1mill for your house........wow is it worth that?.....No but we can bulldoze your pile of crap that you have loved and lived in for forty years and build massive ! oh stop crying and think of the dollars

 

[dazzer6666]

You'd get three fair sized homes on that plot...

…..or one ‘footballers pad’

 

[Official Old Man]

I'll raise your bungalow and give you a 9 bedroom mansion.
Right on Uckfield High Street, next to traffic lights so constant queueing traffic and opposite a bar. Good news is you can house 27 boat people and make lots of money.
By the way, looks ugly from the front but inside and out the back, wow.

https://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/64854705/?search_identifier=569a038d258d92ea47aae1902a6e57ae776a28141e464c5052e195c955df2120

 

[WATFORD zero]

Even if they can't get planning permission to knock it down and build a billion Barrett homes, they can probably modernise and extend it, and how many detached properties with large gardens and a garage do you think there are in the centre of lewes ?

I've been thinking of moving for a couple of years and want a small bungalow that I can extend/renovate etc on a fairly large plot with parking for 3 cars, south/SW facing garden and close enough to walk to a couple of cafes/pubs/restaurants. I've been looking around Hurst/Hassocks etc and they are like gold dust.

Mrs Wz helpfully suggested that we used to like 7 dials (where our previous house was), why didn't we look there as then we could stay in Brighton

Location, location, location

 

[kevo]

I thought this would be a thread about Wilf Haha

He's worth £1.3m surely?

 

[Baldseagull]

You could get 3 Beach Huts for that!

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www.denisons.com

 

[Elbow750]

How can anyone afford to buy a house in Lewes?

This place only has two bedrooms, it's in need of modernisation, esp the kitchen, is overlooked by other houses, and has zero kerb appeal (in fact, it's downright ugly).

Utterly insane.

https://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/64798460/

I know this place, its a bungalow in a desirable road in central Lewes with a big garden and a garage. Very rare so desirable and Its above the floodplain too. London money makes this affordable to lots of people. I expect it will sell quite easily.

 

[Stat Brother]

Could I be paid £1.2m to live in East Sussex...






...F**k off.

 

[Colonel Mustard]

Lewes appears to attract people who are slightly mad so I doubt they’ll have much trouble selling.

 

[Muzzman]

I thought this was going to be a thread about Adam Virgo to Celtic…