[Albion] Would you like Richarlison to play for the Albion?

[Stat Brother]

No from me, although he would enable the moaners at the Amex to get a new player to focus on.

He'd need to join the back of the queue.

That said his acceleration through the ranks shouldn't be a problem, 10, long, goalless minutes into his first appearance.

 

[Binney on acid]

He’s wonderfully talented. A bit like Fred Binney, with a dodgy haircut.

 

[SAC]

I must admit, that is my take on it. Baffling to see so many wouldn't take him.

People can easily say no when is was never on the cards anyway. A bit like me saying I wouldn't shag Clare Grogan.

 

[warsaw]

For me Richarlison is the player that always springs to mind when I think of the SORT of player we need. Great ability on the ball, a real physical presence (which we are lacking up front at the moment), and a real handful for defenders. And if he's a bit sh..house too then fine. And of course he's PL ready.
If not him then he's the blueprint.

 

[Justice]

Imagine a striker that can score with his head…dream land here we come.

 

[LamieRobertson]

Nope

 

[golddene]

Would love it. Imagine him alongside le petite shithouse ! What a combo, purists on here would never get over it.

 

[HalfaSeatOn]

If the criteria is ‘as an opponent we can’t handle him’, he’d pass with flying colours.

 

[Hugo Rune]

We’re so desperate right now.

So bend me over and give me a #1.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Too short

Too many goals (compared to ours)

I don't care who he used to play for.

 

[Change at Barnham]

Sounds ideal for Newcastle who would meet his wage demands and pay a huge transfer fee.

I'm sure there's better value out there, maybe in the Netherlands?

 

[Fat Boy Fat]

Wouldnt he just be a Florin Andone upgrade...

A mortar bomb up someone's arse, waiting to explode...

 

[albionalbino]

No. I prefer to come on here and moan about not having a striker and how we miss Glenn Murray.
If he comes I'll BOOO him.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Why would anyone want a young striker who scores (on average) a goal every three matches?

We’ve already got one.

 

[Motogull]

Sooner or later he's gonna get KOed. And he'll deserve it.

I made a point of watching him once when the ball was nowhere near and he wouldn't leave defenders alone. Plenty of little digs along the way.

He's a kunnt on a different level.

 

[One Teddy Maybank]

Yes, if he improves our team and we’re more lethal in front of goal, why not?

 

[Elbow750]

We’ve already got one.

Yeah but imagine if we had two, and they both scored a goal every 3 games!!!!! Thats what we need.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Purely hypothetical, obviously, but prompted by this post: https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/show...h-the-fans&p=10085600&viewfull=1#post10085600

I think there are two broad categories of horrible players...

1. He's an utter ****, but if he played for us, he'd be our ****.
2. He's an utter **** and I would never want him to play for us.

Richarlison is a Category 2 **** for me, all day long. I'd never want to see him in the sacred stripes.

Plus he's a bit shit, too.

 

[Sarisbury Seagull]

Yes. Definitely. Brilliant player.

Unfortunately also far too good for us at the moment.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

We’re so desperate right now.

So bend me over and give me a #1.

I'm sorry but I won't let you do it.

Think of your dignity, man.

Think of yor little nippers looking into your eyes and saying 'why, daddy, why?'