Would you let a bird shit on you?

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Oh dear oh dear, im on NSC for the first time in over a week (bloody Chinese internet, not that I really care) and this is what i find

And no thank you, not even the feathered variety.





Arggghhhh really need a shit now but the only "toilet" at this hostel is a squat
To be honest, i would rather shit on a bird right now than in that squat again.

 

[dougdeep]

A pigeon crapped on my head on the way to a game at Withdean last season. Everyone said it was an omen. They were right, we played shit.

 

[Scotty Mac]

hero

 

[Lethargic]

You are priceless but next time remember to use the glass table.

 

[sten]

A pigeon crapped on my head on the way to a game at Withdean last season. Everyone said it was an omen. They were right, we played shit.

A bird shat on my car once needless to say i didn't go out with her again