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Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,097
Lancing
You don't let a bird shit on you, it just happens surely ???
 


Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,097
Lancing
Either that or your choice of women leaves a lot to be desired.
 








Stoichkov

The Miserable Bulgarian
Jul 26, 2004
1,335
Brighton
No, crack cocaine.

FFS Adrie, I lurked on here for quite a while before registering and still only have a small post count but I remember when you joined and your 'enthusiastic' posts landed you with quite a bit of adverse reaction. I thought some of the stuff aimed at you was out of line but since then, you haven't really learned much at all and with threads such as these just serve to re-enforce peoples perceptions that you are a prize cok.

Is this a new act now? One of a 'crazy' drug-fuelled sexual deviant?
 












Buzzer

Languidly Clinical
Oct 1, 2006
26,121
Fair play to 1066 Gull. Now you've got that little fantasy out the way can I suggest you try for a blowjob next?


Don't worry. You don't have to swallow if it tastes yucky :thumbsup:


Oh - and this bird - PICS, Adrie. You know the rules.
 


Frutos

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Helpful Moderator
NSC Patron
May 3, 2006
36,310
Northumberland
You really don't help yourself on here, do you Aids?
 


















Skaville

Well-known member
Jun 10, 2004
10,236
Queens Park
It depends. Was it in the mouth? I'm not into any of that real kinky bollocks but a warm turd on your chest is a nice gesture from an adventurous youg lady
 


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