Would this work at the Amex?

[Mr H]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5i4sDykvIc

 

[studio150]

No, it would take away the fun of complaining about the length of the queues

 

[The Birdman]

What about the toilet queues

 

[Wilko]

Amazed at the number of people that cannot watch 90 mins of football without wanting a drink, food or getting up every 5 minutes. Children, fair enough but grown adults? Come on now, get your act together.

 

[Return of the Rev]

Why not just have each seat connected via tubes to huge vats of fat/sugar/salt/alcohol and nicotine! This could be dispensed by pushing your own personal control panel,toilet facilities could also be plumbed in to each seat. Its about time football stadiums were dragged out of the dark ages! Fans deserve more!

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Amazed at the number of people that cannot watch 90 mins of football without wanting a drink, food or getting up every 5 minutes. Children, fair enough but grown adults? Come on now, get your act together.

Beer equals toilets.

 

[Wilko]

Beer equals toilets.

All about timing mate. I make sure I have a long whizz at 2.50pm. Don't have a drink till full time, if I really need to go then half time. Amazed at the number of people that miss several goals a year, if you have paid for a ticket then surely you can be in your seat for 45 minutes at a time without needing a beer, cig, food, wee etc.

 

[Luke93]

Amazed at the number of people that cannot watch 90 mins of football without wanting a drink, food or getting up every 5 minutes. Children, fair enough but grown adults? Come on now, get your act together.

As a grown adult, I'd like to go get refreshments whenever I choose

Now, getting food during the match isn't me. But if I need to use the toilet or get a drink (like verses Hull in the extream heat), I will do!

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Ready to get my claim in when some poor Matchtime Refreshment Delivery Executive trips and spills scalding hot Bovril on my nadgers.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

All about timing mate. I make sure I have a long whizz at 2.50pm. Don't have a drink till full time, if I really need to go then half time. Amazed at the number of people that miss several goals a year, if you have paid for a ticket then surely you can be in your seat for 45 minutes at a time without needing a beer, cig, food, wee etc.

You should sit in my seat. I must sit in the row with the most weak bladdered people in the entire stadium. A group of them are in and out more often than the inventor of the Hokey Cokey. Usually just as the Albion have a corner.

 

[gregbrighton]

I think it's a great idea. I usually try to get an aisle seat so it's easy to escape anyway.