Johnny Crumplin Football
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Don't you find that Quavers have the slight edge with the melt factor?
Skips - I hate cheesy crisps, they smell like stinky feet
I hate prawn cocktail flavoured crisps. Except Skips, which I love.
I like coffee but can't stand anything coffee FLAVOURED as it generally tastes NOTHING LIKE coffee. Particularly those awful sickly COFFEE CREMES you get in boxes (or those bumper Christmas tinnies) of Quality Street and the like.
Oh and while we are being fecking fussy gets, I LOVE pizza but REFUSE to go near RAW cheese of FRESH tomatoes.
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Well I'm going to say SKIPS (prawn cocktail variety). I like the way they FIZZ on the tongue.
That said, I would have absolutely no violent objections to Wotsits or Quavers either. They're all quaity crispage.
Incidentally, I recently rediscovered THESE rarities:
They have a fabulous "bubbled" surface, kind of like the potato has blistered as it was fried. They are RICH in both texture and flavour, and come with my UTMOST recommendation. I only know one newsagents which sells them though, and the indian chap behind the counter is rather rude. Normally this would mean I would BOYCOTT such an establishment, but his supply of Roysters keeps me coming back for more. I am actively seeking an alternative merchant though.
Preston Foods?
..... but I do not approve of his manner, nor the cut of his gib.