I'll start it then. Up at 5.30 so was going to go teetotal. That's not happened.. I have comfort eaten a bowl of meatballs and pasta the size of my head and am halfway down a bottle of Malbec. If I still can't sleep there's Sailor Jerry in the cupboard. Apologies in advance to anyone sitting in the toilet compartment of the 6.18 from Brighton as I'll likely have a chocolate hostage to release.