Worst thing you've ever done at a Christmas party

[The Wookiee]

Women already in relationships are much more FUN. Not sure why you'd label the woman a cunt for it.

So if I shagged your Mrs at an xmas party, would you see it as FUN ?

 

[vulture]

Why is it blokes think it is there right to cop off with any woman at the xmas party ?

Its wrong !!

dont think any mans woman is in danger with the large one

 

[Nibble]

So if I shagged your Mrs at an xmas party, would you see it as FUN ?

I agree with you, however if a woman with a boyfriend is copping off with people then clearly she is not worth having as a girlfriend.

 

[desprateseagull]

got escorted out of a nightclub, after having waay too much drink and dancing like a nutter.. (someone spiked the wine, offiser..)

groping the bosses wife didnt help, either. though she was flashing her knickers at everyone.

 

[Hiney]

Christmas parties do wierd things to people.

Whilst I agree with Wookie's comments, it's by no means a one way street. I've been to plenty of Christmas Parties where the WOMEN have been the main culprits.

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

I once started a food fight that resulted in the whole party being kicked out and banned from holding future events at the gatwick manor....for shame

 

[The Large One]

So if I shagged your Mrs at an xmas party, would you see it as FUN ?

I don't know. Depends how much I can make on the DVD afterwards.

Have you met my missus?

 

[desprateseagull]

I once started a food fight that resulted in the whole party being kicked out and banned from holding future events at the gatwick manor....for shame

same thing happened at a insurance firm i worked for, having lunch at the Old Ship hotel in Brighton. it all kicked off when two sales reps had a go at each other (for reasons unknown).

too much vino, food thrown, glasses broken, tables overturned.

ah, those were the days.

 

[Buzzer]

Mr Harrison, **** of a headmaster threatened to expel about 5 of us from Durrington Middle School on the very last day at that hallowed institution for having a food fight.

He was a tosser.

Worst thing I did at a party? Shagged the office bike in the disabled loos a few years back. wrong, wrong, wrong.

 

[The Large One]

Ah, sales reps... up there (or down there) with estate agents and dog food.

 

[The Large One]

Mr Harrison, **** of a headmaster threatened to expel about 5 of us from Durrington Middle School on the very last day at that hallowed institution for having a food fight.

He was a tosser.

Worst thing I did at a party? Shagged the office bike in the disabled loos a few years back. wrong, wrong, wrong.

What, you didn't lock the door?

 

[El Presidente]

Christmas parties do wierd things to people.

Whilst I agree with Wookie's comments, it's by no means a one way street. I've been to plenty of Christmas Parties where the WOMEN have been the main culprits.

That is because they find HINEY HAIR irresistible though.

 

[tip top]

Mr Harrison, **** of a headmaster threatened to expel about 5 of us from Durrington Middle School on the very last day at that hallowed institution for having a food fight.

He was a tosser.

Worst thing I did at a party? Shagged the office bike in the disabled loos a few years back. wrong, wrong, wrong.

Did you do her still in the chair.

 

[Skaville]

I've seen some pretty bad behaviour including a senior manager get his nob out.

There was this legendary story at a previous employer about this old battleaxe who had got pissed and managed to convince all the senior management to get their tackle out for comparison.

 

[Lokki 7]

Shagged the office bike in the disabled loos a few years back. wrong, wrong, wrong.

Nah, you can't beat a bit of spaz bog action.

 

[The Large One]

Nah, you can't beat a bit of spaz bog action.

Quite, plenty of room, utensils and gym equipment to hand, no-one can hear you scream. In fact, there's room for three or four of you.

 

[Buzzer]

Did you do her still in the chair.

Nah, you can't beat a bit of spaz bog action.

What, you didn't lock the door?

Gentlemen, take a bow.

It was wrong shagging her as although she is a bit mental she's curvy and got mahoosive knockers. And she's a Man U fan. Not exactly my type, you see.

and a f***ing big gob as I found out at work the following day.

 

[Hiney]

That is because they find HINEY HAIR irresistible though.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Put on the candy thong I'd been given as my secret Santa gift without realising my helmet and a bit of one of my pods was poking out the bottom.

Paraded meself around The Tin Drum for a good 20 minutes or so before I realised. Then when I did and hurriedly tried to put my trousers back on, someone came up and ripped all the sweets off.

And no I didn't eat them after.

 

[Simster]

I turned down a surefire shag with a bird called Tina - she had the finest set of PINS in the world.

I won't be making that mistake again.