Worst thing you've ever done at a Christmas party

[Barrow Boy]

We got engaged on Christmas eve and my mum and dad were having a party for us to celebrate that night. I had to work during the day, got completely rat arsed at lunch time round the pub with my work mates, couldn't even stand up. Mum got next door neighbour to come and pick me up (copper who'd just come off duty and was still in uniform), dragged out of work by said copper while waving to all my mates, who were all cheering. Next thing I remember was sitting in our lounge head between knees while dribbling on the carpet, looked up and saw my fiances parents and little brother staring at me, I smiled and promptly chucked up all over the floor just in front of their feet.

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

In the days when larger companies had tea ladies (with trolleys, biscuits etc) and when I was very junior, as a bet, I snogged the tea lady under the mistletoe. She was a randy old bag and the charming septuagenarian had removed her false teeth specially for the occasion.

Pictures of that circulated for months and definitely affected my career progression!

 

[The Large One]

In the days when larger companies had tea ladies (with trolleys, biscuits etc) and when I was very junior, as a bet, I snogged the tea lady under the mistletoe. She was a randy old bag and the charming septuagenarian had removed her false teeth specially for the occasion.

Pictures of that circulated for months and definitely affected my career progression!

I'm going to be sick.

I wouldn't say it was my worst, but during a mildly posh Christmas Party, I did instigate a food fight at The Grand Hotel.

 

[Nibble]

I violently raped 12 of my co-workers. Still wince to this day.

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Myself and Tubby Mondays once performed some 'erotic dancing' at his work's Christmas do.

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Myself and Tubby Mondays once performed some 'erotic dancing' at his work's Christmas do.

Id forgotten about that! It was a bit like Madonna.

Everyone else stopped dancing and stood and stared. It was a definate low point.

 

[csider]

When I was about 16/17 my Dad invited me to his office party and I shagged his co-worker in the toilets at in the Grand, she was over 30 and a not that attractive!! This was in the late 80's.

 

[maffew]

When I was about 16/17 my Dad invited me to his office party and I shagged his co-worker in the toilets at in the Grand, she was over 30 and a not that attractive!! This was in the late 80's.

superb, did your dad know?

 

[Nibble]

I bludgeoned my bosses 6 year old daughter to death with a hole punch. Ooooh, my name was mud the next day.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Blimey Nibble, you know how to live. What a party animal.

 

[Nibble]

I just got carried away. It turned out okay. People are so fickle, not long after that incident I accidently disembowled the PA on a paper shredder and the bosses' daughter incident was yesterdays news!

 

[Cian]

Never had a work christmas party until last year as I worked for myself more or less, last year I scored a coworker but that wouldn't be classed as a "worst" thing.

 

[Napper]

Had a punch up in a pub with some bloke who was in there with his mates. Our whole office had to leave and go to another pub.....was a right scene.....I was young !
Never got decent pay rises after that and face didnt fit......had to leave

 

[London Calling]

cop off with a lesbian

 

[clapham_gull]

Best thing I ever do at a Christmas parties is NEVER go to them.

Can't think of anything worse than extended the working day with pissed up people who have to work with.

Rather be down the pub with friends, or out for a meal with my girlfriend.

 

[El Presidente]

The Wife's sister

 

[The Wookiee]

Any bloke that cops off with a woman, who is in a relationship, at an Xmas party is a complete C*NT

 

[vulture]

When i was 17 and worked at Lumley and Hunts I was so drunk me and a couple of work mates went into the groto and ripped off all the teddy bears head and shoved them up their arseholes then pissed all over them

 

[The Large One]

Any bloke that cops off with a woman, who is in a relationship, at an Xmas party is a complete C*NT

Women already in relationships are much more FUN. Not sure why you'd label the woman a cunt for it.

 

[The Wookiee]

Why is it blokes think it is there right to cop off with any woman at the xmas party ?

Its wrong !!