Worst Song Lyrics

[Dave the OAP]

I'll let him know when I see him tomorrow.

who Roger Hodgson?

 

[Juan Albion]

who Roger Hodgson?

The man himself.

 

[Dave the OAP]

The man himself.

tell him fools overture is my favourite all time song!!!!!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

The man himself.

Yeah, well tell him THPP thinks he's SHIT at lyrics. No offence

 

[Nemesis]

We have a winner!

Ag-a-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

I met a hula mistress somewhere in Waikiki
Well she was sellin' pineapple, playin' ukulele
And when I went to the girl, come on and teach me to sway
She laughed and whispered to me, yes come tonight to the bay

The lovely beach, in the sky the moon of Kauai
Around calypso sarong we'll all be singin' this song

Ag-a-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

And down on the shore they gather romance
She showed me much more, not only to dance...

Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

The lovely beach, in the sky the moon of Kauai
Around calypso sarong we'll all be singin' this song

Ag-a-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to

 

[Pot noodles for everyone]

Betty Boo - Where are you baby has this immortal couplet. It really is so bad it's brilliant

"I've used up all my tissues because there's far serious-er issues"

Alison Pearson - we salute you.

 

[Icy Gull]

I'd like to be under the sea
In an octopus' garden in the shade
He'd let us in, knows where we've been
In his octopus' garden in the shade

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

If this sort of thing floats your boat I'd try and get to see Jarvis Cocker's lecture about song lyrics. Not only interesting...it is very very funny.

 

[Pevenseagull]

Coast to coast, LA to Chicago

 

[NMH]

Girls Aloud - Something kinda ooh , reminds me of something a 6 year old girl would write

Something kinda ooh,
Jumping on my tutu
Something 'side of me,
Wants some part of you oo-ooh

Something kinda ooh,
Makes my heart go boom boom
Something 'side of me,
Wanting what you do oo-ooh

Something kinda ooh,
Jumping on my tutu
Something 'side of me,
Wants some part of you oo-ooh

Something kinda ooh,
Bumping in the back room,
Something 'side of me,
Wanting what you do oo-ooh

Filthy bints! That's basically porno, that is.