[Albion] Worst player, in context, to debase the stripes

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Chatting with Bob the social worker tonight, while enjoying Khadra, and the question arose: "who was your worst ever player?"

He, being a red, offered, without hesitation: El Hadji Ousseynou Diouf. The spitty shitty titty ****.

Recalling spitty's red at the Amex, with added Bum Play, I'd not argue.

So who is ours?

My criteria are a modicum of appearances (ten plus in the league), where we were in the football pyramid (Andy Ansah doesn't count), transfer fee, attitude (love that Ali J), and impact.

Gotta be Big Jurgs for me.

Yours?

 

[TomandJerry]

Leon Best? I remember him getting boo'd off...

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[Easy 10]

Robbie Savage

Came down in his white Lambo, stole a living for a few weeks when we were really on our uppers, STUNK the place out, f*cked off.

What the hell DK was thinking bringing that peroxide bleach-toothed washed up muppet to Withdean I'll never know.

 

[atfc village]

Jarrett

 

[B-right-on]

DJ strollabout for me too.

Leon Best was terrible but he didn't cost us millions and kept himself tied to us for years knowing that he wasn't wanted or good enough.

 

[big nuts]

Chatting with Bob the social worker tonight, while enjoying Khadra, and the question arose: "who was your worst ever player?"

He, being a red, offered, without hesitation: El Hadji Ousseynou Diouf. The spitty shitty titty ****.

Recalling spitty's red at the Amex, with added Bum Play, I'd not argue.

So who is ours?

My criteria are a modicum of appearances (ten plus in the league), where we were in the football pyramid (Andy Ansah doesn't count), transfer fee, attitude (love that Ali J), and impact.

Gotta be Big Jurgs for me.

Yours?

The Diouf red was at Elland Road.

 

[jackalbion]

Leon Best, absolute Cart Horse. Graeme Smith as well, Mr. Poppadom hands.

 

[juliant]

Kemy Agustien springs to mind.

What a waste of wages

 

[upthealbion1970]

Smith the goalkeeper

 

[Invicta]

Chuba Akpom, not one ounce of effort.

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

Kemy.

Always seemed anchored to one blade of grass in the middle of the pitch.


Elvis.

Mr Offside.

 

[drew]

Chatting with Bob the social worker tonight, while enjoying Khadra, and the question arose: "who was your worst ever player?"

He, being a red, offered, without hesitation: El Hadji Ousseynou Diouf. The spitty shitty titty ****.

Recalling spitty's red at the Amex, with added Bum Play, I'd not argue.

So who is ours?

My criteria are a modicum of appearances (ten plus in the league), where we were in the football pyramid (Andy Ansah doesn't count), transfer fee, attitude (love that Ali J), and impact.

Gotta be Big Jurgs for me.

Yours?

Mickey Thomas.

Hated him when he was at Wrexham, hated when he was at Utd and hated when we signed the slimy cheat.

 

[GT49er]

Smith the goalkeeper

Who was that dreadful CH we had around the same time? .........ah ............. Colin Hawkins! It's just come to me!

Honourable (!) mention for Dale Jasper - our version of Butch Wilkins - all passes short, and either sideways or back. Except he didn't pass to his own team, not very often anyway.

 

[Weststander]

Who was that dreadful CH we had around the same time?

The awful FB at that time was Gavin Hoyte, on loan from Arsenal. Terrible at everything.

 

[Whoislloydy]

Chuba Akpom, not one ounce of effort.

This is my choice too, laziest player I've seen in blue & white stripes.

 

[GT49er]

The awful FB at that time was Gavin Hoyte, on loan from Arsenal. Terrible at everything.

Yes .... but worse than Hawkins?







.....nah!

 

[Weststander]

This will always stand out as a low point, our last home game of 2005/06, a shocker of a campaign.



Were Noel-Williams and Nicolas masquerading as footballers?

 

[bWize]

Graeme Smith or Locadia.

I think pound for pound Locadia is the biggest waste of money and disappointment we have witnessed at the Albion. In my lifetime anyway

Loan wise, Billy Paynter springs to mind...

 

[albionfan37]

Mark farrington absolutely awful and I believe we paid a fee so should fit criteria

 

[Fran Sandaza 8 my hamster]

Mickey Thomas was a very good player. Unfortunately when he signed he thought Brighton was New Brighton. His wife was furious and she didn't let him play much!!

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