Worst NEWBIES ever?

[Dullard433]

Been busy roaring through Dullards wife

Thank you for servicing her. It's not been the same since I was diagnosed with boringbastard syndrome and the medication causes me to droop alarmingly whenever she takes her vest off.

 

[Golden Graham]

Thank you for servicing her. It's not been the same since I was diagnosed with boringbastard syndrome and the medication causes me to droop alarmingly whenever she takes her vest off.

And she told me you just got bored once there was grass on the wicket

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

We should ask Bushy to compile a test for NSC ishness....if you dont pass, you are OUT!!!

 

[Dullard433]

And she told me you just got bored once there was grass on the wicket

Well there is that, although subtle use of the heavy roller is a help

 

[Golden Graham]

Well there is that, although subtle use of the heavy roller is a help

The use of the reverse sweep seemed to work

 

[Dullard433]

The use of the reverse sweep seemed to work

But her favourite is the delicate paddle to deep backward square leg

 

[Lokki 7]

See what I mean about newbies? They can't even binfest properly.

 

[bhafc22]

Jesus, lets all bow down to the elite, who have the social life that makes thousands of posts possible. Sad twats, get your heads out your arses and realise that half the things you spout on here are more bollocks than 99% of 'n00bs'.

 

[Lokki 7]

Jesus, lets all bow down to the elite, who have the social life that makes thousands of posts possible. Sad twats, get your heads out your arses and realise that half the things you spout on here are more bollocks than 99% of 'n00bs'.

That's better, ranting is always valued by the elite. I'll be generous and award 6/10 for effort for this one. Well done you.

 

[Dullard433]

Jesus, lets all bow down to the elite, who have the social life that makes thousands of posts possible. Sad twats, get your heads out your arses and realise that half the things you spout on here are more bollocks than 99% of 'n00bs'.

A very insightful post, displaying maturity beyond your tender years.

Well done

 

[patchamalbion]

is this just a poor attempt to create an early summer BINFEST between 'old skool' and 'newbie' that hasnt really materialised yet?

oh and f*** off,newbies are the future

 

[Easy 10]

Jesus, lets all bow down to the elite, who have the social life that makes thousands of posts possible. Sad twats, get your heads out your arses and realise that half the things you spout on here are more bollocks than 99% of 'n00bs'.

Just wind your neck in NEWBIE
Come back and play with the big boys when you've got a hundred posts under your belt.





*shitstir*

 

[Ecosse Exile]

Hi guys, newbie here ive actually changed my account from Albaalbion which was my sons account that i hi-jacked i took it up to 50 posts, of which i think they were all mine, i hated his tag line but instead of changing it thought it was about time i got my own. Anyway i thought it might piss off some of you to see another newbie so now seems the appropriate time Its actually the 3rd account ive had on here as years ago i was a member, stopped posting because i got pissed off with the amount of threads on favourite cerials, buscuits, sandwiches etc. etc. im not gonna tell you what my original name was cos i heard through a friend that someone else was using it some time later and apparantly was a complete arse (Honest it wasnt me). Anyway i was going to try and ramble on for 400 words but after about 150 im totally bored and im sure you are too if your still reading this, so ttfn (oops is that text speak)

 

[Commander]

f*** newbies
f*** oldies

EXILES rule

 

[element]

I'm almost a newbie and have made a startling discovery!

If I actually READ the other posts in any given thread before posting myself, I get a greater sense of what it's about and can make an informed post, rather than steaming in with the size 14s and talking balearics...

Probably never catch on mind you

 

[The Grockle]

I should be ashamed of myself, 934 posts in about 9 months is pretty bad. I'm sure people can appreciate that NSC is pretty damn addictive though??


935!

 

[Giraffe]

I like fresh blood, it dilutes all you oldies opinions.

 

[Shoreham Beach Seagull]

The more of us the more opinions right? Maybe some people see that as a bad thing

 

[wag chaser]

Emily Dean looked stunning on bangbabes last night.
ooops sorry chaps !!!!
Wrong website

 

[pompeydel]

If it wasn't for us NEWBIES this thread wouldn't exist would it?