Worst movie you have watched

[Cian]

Torque. Terrible, terrible terrible.

Made to watch it by motorbike loving friends. Cars anyday for me, even more so after that movie

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

Charlies angels 1.

My ex-fiancee recommended it - what a crock of shite.

Soon after she punched a guy smack in the forehead leaving an engagement ring imprint on his head.

I left her 1 week later.

Phew!

 

[whip]

i could go on about this all day:

xxx is the worst pile of crap anyone ever wasted a roll of flim on!!

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

xxx was a pile of steaming turd

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

Agree with Charlie´s Angels (utter nonensical pap that looked like it was directed by a five-year old) & Blair Witch, although good for those lacking in sleep. Boat Trip was embarrassing as well.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

blair witch was crap thanks for mreminding me i payed to watch it

 

[Braders]

the fast and the furious is a right stinker as well

 

[NMH]

Armageddon. American over the top (they are usually so humble, I don't understand it??)

Far From Heaven. Shove that race message down everyone's throat one more time, and add a sexual preference one for good measure - they might not have got it the 72nd time.

Something About Mary. It's SO NAUGHTY!
Oh, we have to laugh Martha, or we'll face embarrassment and confusion and will have to admit we wasted several bucks on a pile of immature pathetic dross.

Donnie Darko. Self posessed with it's intent to have a vaguely hidden message. Aren't they being really 'deep'?
But wasn't it bizarre enough to distract from how crap it was?

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

@ the mo its Dick

Im only 32 minutes into it and I think it is f***ing AWFUL!

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

u571 they changed history and gave the yanks the credit for stealing the code breaker that helped us win the war

 

[Stoaty Ferret]

Austrin Powers made me want to punch walls.

 

[perth seagull]

Independence Day - overhyped patriotic American crap. The special effects were a major disappointment at the time.

Scary Movie 2 - the first one was quite funny, the sequel was diabolical.

 

[bathseagull]

Spiderman 2

 

[Sir Royston thorne]

Without doubt....Muriels Wedding

 

[m20gull]

Agree about Torque - pathetic.

Not the worst ever though. In my opinion that goes to Atomic Train. Do not watch.

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

Something called "Equilibrium". I think that was the name - it was horrendous. A rip off of every dystopian novel every written, and it was trying so desperately to be the Matrix I nearly vomited.

Sean Bean was in it but he got shot in the face within the first ten minutes. A lucky escape if you ask me.

Thats on tonight on C4 - I was going to video it

 

[Soton Seagull]

THe Fast and the Furious.

Quite simply 2 of the worst wooden actors (Vin Diesel & Scott Walker(?)), with the flimsiest script . Apparently thosr in the know saty it was 'about the cars'. In that case f*ck off and watch Top Gear and leave the Cinema to proper films

 

[Braders]

Scary Movie 2 - the first one was quite funny, the sequel was diabolical.

and number 3s even worse

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

Scary Movie 2 is one of the worst wastes of money in my life, I could have had more fun sitting outside running into cars. UTTER SHITE. 3 was a little better, I thought, but still nowhere near 1

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

the fly 2 was poor