Worst film of ALL time

[Les Biehn]

The biggest pile of shit I have ever seen. 4 of us went to see it so I sat through the whole thing thinking that they were enjoying it. Turns out they weren't. That's nearly 2 hours of my life I won't get back.

Also I hated Dead Man Walking. Probably not a popular choice but I was so bored I walked out of it for 30 minutes while I had a drink and when I came back in nothing had happened.

Also Human Traffic, 4 of us walked out of that. An awful awful film.

 

[John Bumlick]

Thats what I was expecting. I didn't think it was in the "Horror" category at all. I realise that not all horror films have to have you screaming your head off and be full of blood & gore but for me "The Shining" didn't even have atmosphere.

are you 100% sure you are talking about The Shining?

also, i'm not going to respond directly to anything he said (call it a binfest avoidance technique), but it would be nice to have a movie related thread that wasn't hijacked by uncle spielberg and his frigging imdb lists and his "if you say you don't like a popular film you are just trying to be cool" rants. sorry mate, it's just tedious.

worst movie of all time: her name is carla.

worst big budget, great special effects movie that i'm not supposed to say i dislike but i will anyway: the 3rd pirates of the caribbean movie - saw the first 2 but still did not have a single, solitary clue what was going on in this one.

 

[Easy 10]

Also I hated Dead Man Walking. Probably not a popular choice but I was so bored I walked out of it for 30 minutes while I had a drink and when I came back in nothing had happened.

Had you left it on pause ?

 

[Les Biehn]

Had you left it on pause ?

I think my brain had been.

 

[Oscar]

Magnolia - as the title would suggests, it's like watching paint dry. A completely wasted 2+ hours but supposedly all made worthwile and explained by raining frogs. Crap

 

[Les Biehn]

What a load of shit, he could have blatantly got 2 more jews with that ring. Unrealistic tosh.

 

[Les Biehn]

I even hate the poster. Nuff said.

 

[Les Biehn]

Two words - DOG SHIT.

 

[Nibble]

Some odd choices for WORST film of all time, Bizarre. the Shining, are you sure about that ?, The Sound of Music , be serious, Titanic, yes I know its trendy to say it sucks but it doesn't , infact its very good, Cloverfield, this is a joke surely, Spielberg films, yeah ok, whatever

Lets be serious with this thread, look at some of these duds

IMDb Bottom 50
Rank Rating Title Votes
1. 1.4 The Apocalypse (2007) 838
2. 1.4 Barschel - Mord in Genf? (1993) 698
3. 1.4 Kis Vuk (2008) 1,357
4. 1.4 Alien vs. Hunter (2007) 1,616
5. 1.4 Troppo belli (2005) 1,309
6. 1.4 The Maize: The Movie (2004) 1,321
7. 1.4 Zombie Nation (2004) 2,259
8. 1.4 Ben & Arthur (2002) 2,672
9. 1.4 Amoklauf (1994) 689
10. 1.5 Popstar (2005) 740
11. 1.5 Erste Semester, Das (1997) 785
12. 1.5 Who's Your Caddy? (2007) 9,391
13. 1.5 The Hottie & the Nottie (2008) 15,245
14. 1.6 Zodiac Killer (2005) 1,012
15. 1.6 Pledge This! (2006) 4,689
16. 1.6 Die Hard Dracula (1998) 1,719
17. 1.6 Feel the Noise (2007) 1,565
18. 1.7 Crossover (2006) 6,574
19. 1.7 The Tony Blair Witch Project (2000) 2,458
20. 1.7 SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004) 6,791
21. 1.7 Surf School (2006) 2,489
22. 1.7 The Hillz (2004) 2,856
23. 1.7 Anne B. Real (2003) 2,569
24. 1.7 From Justin to Kelly (2003) 15,026
25. 1.8 Dünyayi kurtaran adam'in oglu (2006) 3,501
26. 1.8 Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966) 16,562
27. 1.8 Miss Cast Away (2004) 744
28. 1.8 Ghoulies IV (1994) 815
29. 1.9 Going Overboard (1989) 4,639
30. 1.9 Santa Claus (1959) 1,180
31. 1.9 Bottoms Up (2006) 3,846
32. 1.9 Seven Mummies (2006) 914
33. 1.9 The Ten Commandments (2007) 1,075
34. 1.9 King of the Lost World (2005) 740
35. 1.9 Santa with Muscles (1996) 5,281
36. 2.0 Snowboard Academy (1996) 1,219
37. 2.0 House of the Dead (2003) 16,052
38. 2.0 Glitter (2001) 10,762
39. 2.0 Car 54, Where Are You? (1994) 2,115
40. 2.0 Keloglan kara prens'e karsi (2006) 2,227
41. 2.0 Troll 2 (1990) 7,319
42. 2.0 Chairman of the Board (1998) 2,364
43. 2.0 Leonard Part 6 (1987) 3,874
44. 2.1 Ghosts Can't Do It (1990) 1,034
45. 2.1 Daddy Day Camp (2007) 4,338
46. 2.1 Witless Protection (2008) 2,305
47. 2.1 Catalina Caper (1967) 697
48. 2.1 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998) 3,725
49. 2.1 Son of the Mask (2005) 10,009
50. 2.1 Zombie Nightmare (1986)

You say I don't have an opinion of my own and then you go and copy and paste a list made by somebody else. Shocking. And Titanic is horse shit and you bloody know it.

 

[Les Biehn]

Amistad - Arse-it's-bad more like.

 

[Nibble]

I know it's supposedly a classic but The English Patient was without a doubt the most boring film I've ever watched.

You don't have to be English to watch it but you have to be f***ing patient.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Nibble, the imdb lists are a good reference point and as it is after all the topic of this thread I posted the worst 100 films as voted for by the public over the World as it is relevant, I am not agreeing or disagreeing with the films in the list, it is a reference. I can't be bothered to comment on the hilarious offerings posted by Hinge and Bracket as life is too short frankly, and they have proved my point again perfectly, Les comes on and slags me off, oh suprise within 30 seconds Nibble comes on and slags me off, then Les slags me off and oh shock, Nibble slags me off. They must sit on the computer together in Nibble's bedroom taking it is turns to post and then turning around to each other for a hug. Ah sweet.

 

[Nibble]

Better than Ran? poppycock

Pearl harbour is worse than a f***ing dose. Anyone who declares this in any way great has forever marked themselves out as having no taste in film.

 

[shingle]

Anything from

Sleepless in Seattle, Shaolin Soccer, Charlies Angels full throttle, Darjeeling Express

 

[Les Biehn]

The film that made me wish the Germans had won the war.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I even hate the poster. Nuff said.

Thats because your too thick and stupid to understand the relevance of the poster and the picture it is refering to.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

The film that made me wish the Germans had won the war.

Oh, please my sides are hurting. WANKER.

 

[Les Biehn]

Nibble, the imdb lists are a good reference point and as it is after all the topic of this thread I posted the worst 100 films as voted for by the public over the World as it is relevant, I am not agreeing or disagreeing with the films in the list, it is a reference. I can't be bothered to comment on the hilarious offerings posted by Hinge and Bracket as life is too short frankly, and they have proved my point again perfectly, Les comes on and slags me off, oh suprise within 30 seconds Nibble comes on and slags me off, then Les slags me off and oh shock, Nibble slags me off. They must sit on the computer together in Nibble's bedroom taking it is turns to post and then turning around to each other for a hug. Ah sweet.

I haven't even slagged you off. I'm clearly having a wind up US, you make it to easy.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Les and Nibble couple of utter c*nts. I am off as they are 2 truely pathetic individuals, shame as I thought they were decent blokes but are clearly utter tossers.

 

[Les Biehn]

Thats because your too thick and stupid to understand the relevance of the poster and the picture it is refering to.

I gotta stop, this is to much fun.