Worst film of ALL time

[Bhafcman]

I have just watched the last 15 minutes of Mean Machine, starring Vinnie Jones and Danny Dire, and it is in a class of its own.

just been watchin that as well and anyone else notice the brighton badge on the wall likes 6 mins in when vinnie jones is talkin to the warden?

 

[scooter1]

Mike Bassett England Manager

 

[Normal Rob]

What about Moon? Brilliant sci-fi from Bowie's boy.

And Heat with Pacino and DeNiro?

I think that you took what was a throwaway line a bit too seriously.


erm - as have i!

 

[defrocked priest]

Forrest Gump, I demanded my money back and did.

 

[chinners]

Mike Bassett England Manager

i agree poor poor film

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

I think any firm film has got to be near the top

 

[fire&skill]

The Matrix. I don't give up on films. I did that one..

Then there was one with Canoe Reeves about a vineyard.

Four Weddings & Love Actually. Horrible, horrible films.

 

[cheshunt seagull]

Take your pick

Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band; starring Peter Frampton, enough said.
Bring Me The Head of Alfrredo Garcia; but some see it as an arthouse classic
Song of Norway; the young Grieg prancing endlessly around fjords.
Forrest Gump; a celebration of embicility
The Holiday; some of the worst plotllines I have ever seen, an insult to the audience.
Bonfire of the Vanities; great book, shocking film
Knickers off then we talk; an Italian soft porn flick I saw as a 16 year old, I was unmoved and it wouldn't have taken much.
Green Street 2; only managed 15 minutes, maybe it improved.

 

[seagullsoverlincoln]

that John Travolta film that had something to do with scientology...
Battlefield Earth-spectacularly bad

The holiday.....an absolute disgrace

 

[Mtoto]

A search suggests that no-one has yet mentioned Angels and Demons. If so, can I?
Watched it on a plane so it's not as if I had anything much better to do, but I still bitterly regret the two hours of my life I wasted on this utter pile of shite.

 

[jordanseagull]

High School f***ing Musical.

 

[seagullsoverlincoln]

A search suggests that no-one has yet mentioned Angels and Demons. If so, can I?
Watched it on a plane so it's not as if I had anything much better to do, but I still bitterly regret the two hours of my life I wasted on this utter pile of shite.

I'd forgotten Angels and Demons..........shockingly bad!

 

[SUIYHP]

I personally hate superman 3, the endings one of the worst I have seen in films, Im confused, Richard Pryor invents a computer that is built in around a day in the grand canyon that somehow knows HOW to create kryptonite? Then after Superman is about to be killed Richard Pryor suddenly realises that he doesn't WANT to kill superman? (He had every inclination to do so earlier) Then after unplugging the machine the plot goes ape-sh*t (Where Richard Pryor cleverly exclaims "THE COMPUTER WANTS TO LIVE!") and the computer turns people into killer cyborgs? I know its a film to take lightheartedly, and I know superman 4 was worse, but I think this one got let off too lightly. Even IF people were scared by the robot thing at the end, is there any point to watch it when its own advert just gives away the whole story?

 

[Cpt. Spavil]

Men in black

there making a third one lol

 

[Cpt. Spavil]

t3 and terminator salvation were shit

 

[alan partridge]

I personally hate superman 3, the endings one of the worst I have seen in films, Im confused, Richard Pryor invents a computer that is built in around a day in the grand canyon that somehow knows HOW to create kryptonite? Then after Superman is about to be killed Richard Pryor suddenly realises that he doesn't WANT to kill superman? (He had every inclination to do so earlier) Then after unplugging the machine the plot goes ape-sh*t (Where Richard Pryor cleverly exclaims "THE COMPUTER WANTS TO LIVE!") and the computer turns people into killer cyborgs? I know its a film to take lightheartedly, and I know superman 4 was worse, but I think this one got let off too lightly. Even IF people were scared by the robot thing at the end, is there any point to watch it when its own advert just gives away the whole story?

haha, nice one. That trailer is ridiculous. Nice plot synopsis.

 

[Nibble]

The 6th Day with arnie is gash.

The curious case of benjamin button. crap.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Is there any film you like Nibble ?.

 

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Blair Witch 2...

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

surely this should be "your least favourite film of all time"

there's loads of films i hate but i'd never describe them as the worst of ALL TIME as i haven't seen every single film and am therefore in no position to judge