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Worst England players







Gullflyinghigh

Registered User
Apr 23, 2012
4,279
Off the top of my head, that list seems to be missing a few contenders;

Lee Hendrie
Kieran Richardson
Kevin Phillips (great career, cack internationally)

I'm sure there are many many more.
 


Bladders

Twats everywhere
Jun 22, 2012
13,672
The Troubadour
Keith Curle.

......and that Palace clown who's long range shot ended up going out for a throw in :ffsparr:
 










LlcoolJ

Mama said knock you out.
Oct 14, 2009
12,982
Sheffield
Couldn't be arsed to look through the whole list on my phone but if Carlton Palmer isn't on it then that's a glaring omission.
 










Puppet Master

non sequitur
Aug 14, 2012
4,056
Pretty much the entire Graham Taylor squad.

Which funnily enough, came at a time before the Premier's foreign influx and there was much more of an English "talent" pool to choose from.
 




Shatner's Bassoon

The Puff Pastry Hangman
Feb 12, 2012
860
I could never believe that Mark Barham had played for England. To be fair, though, I didn't see him play until much later.
 




Beach Hut

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 5, 2003
72,315
Living In a Box
Tony Daley or Michael Ricketts
 








Shatner's Bassoon

The Puff Pastry Hangman
Feb 12, 2012
860
Wasn't it an England B tour of Australia or something, around 83 or 84?

Certainly wasn't a major match, but my mate at school went on about it a lot. Same friend told me after the 1990 World Cup that we'd signed Marius Lacatus. I still haven't really forgiven him.
 










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