Worst Christmas Present

[Franks Wild Years]

Oh blimey Tede, hows the rib popping going

 

[Blackadder]

Aftershave or the names of carebears?

They'd be great names for aftershave. No doubt, advertised by Mr Beckham!

 

[Easy 10]

I was rather spoilt as a child. All my presents were ACE.

 

[rool]

I was given a military haiur brush and comb set in the mid 80's by the wife's grandparents.

I think it was 2nd hand too as it came complete with dandruff

 

[hart's shirt]

A small beige leather pound coin holder about 5 years ago from a relative.

Call me ungrateful, but I think I'd have just settled for the pound coin that it probably cost.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Done that thanks mate - still out - just off to try and lie face down on the dinner table with my arm dangling down with a weight of something...

You tried a bath yet? I've got a floaty rib, and it seems to pop in after a bath

 

[hans kraay fan club]

A small beige leather pound coin holder about 5 years ago from a relative.

Call me ungrateful, but I think I'd have just settled for the pound coin that it probably cost.

Would a dirham holder not have been more useful?

 

[tedebear]

I *think* its back in now, still blooming painful but not excruciating as before...

owwwwww

 

[hart's shirt]

Would a dirham holder not have been more useful?

With the current exchange rate (about 7.5 AED to the GBP), I think I'd rather have the pound.

But you're quite right, HKFC. A NSC bonus point to you for knowing the currency.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Last time I was up at me bruv's in Aberdeen for Xmas, he got a seasonal Stilton cheese from an aunt. Unfortunately it was wrapped in Xmas paper and lay under the tree at room temperature for a fortnight ...

 

[Eggmundo]

I *think* its back in now, still blooming painful but not excruciating as before...

owwwwww

That sounds awful! Does it happen often and at random?

 

[Yorkie]

A crocheted hot water bottle cover and an apron.

 

[NMH]

Abba "Supertrouper" album when I was 10. Cheers Nan, you kunt...

I hear that one's going BIG on eBay - did Nan read the tea-leaves??

 

[tedebear]

That sounds awful! Does it happen often and at random?

If you call shaking out a wet towel in order to hang it out to dry random then yes

I have dodgy ligaments - the first time I dislocated my shoulder was shrugging my cardigan on at school, since then I've done it rolling over in bed, playing basketball etc. etc, and dislocated random ribs playing golf...and not to mention most of my fingers and toes at some stage...

Feeling very sore today but nothing unfamiliar so thats good I suppose...