Moaty
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Dirty Dirk, the porn star only gets one mention, so he couldnae have been that bad for you.Read the FA tried to ban him,cause he woudnae take his earrings oot?
Mark Fox or his brother
Graeme Smith
Shamir Fenelon. Probably a really nice guy and I suspect he worked very hard for an opportunity but..........
It was obvious he was never destined to be a pro being so out of his depth in his appearance at the Amex for Hyypia.
Found his level in national League South, poor Sami was utterly stitched up by the recruitment team at the time.
Chuba was sooo bad my dad (who has never spoken ill of any player to my knowledge in 30 years of supporting the Albion) called him a useless cnugget. To this day he uses the term off to do an Akpom, in Jim Royle style, when he visits the lav!Chuba Akpom must be up (down) there
I'm not actually sure what the club was trying to achieve by starting a season with just Shamir up front and from memory I can't think we had another fit for purpose striker as cover either.
A very strange season in the clubs history and we were very fortunate to stay up after the disastrous start, I think Derby away finally sealed Hyypias fate Dunk made it quite clear he was not happy with things at the end of the match, refusing a handshake in favour of a shoulder barge.
Darren Hughes, dreadful left-back/left midfielder. Signed by Mullery in his second spell on the strength of one good game against us for Shrewsbury. He was terrible in every match he played for us (we were relegated) and when we finally got rid to Port Vale, he ended up playing against us in his first game for them, and scored, of course.
Probably not the worst but certainly my least favourite was Mickey Thomas though. Took our money and took the p*ss. I believe the only goal he scored for us was in an FA Cup tie when the ball was cleared off the line, hit him in the face and rebounded in. I hope it hurt.
Andy Petterson, Ken Goodeve, Glen Thomas, Bernard Gallacher but for me the worst was Alex Sheridan. Almost the complete squad of the two years at Gillingham would deserve a mention though.
Yes Mark and Simon...... really would like to know where they ended up (Icklesham Casuals seconds? The peak of my career)
Both were playing for St Leonards in the 2000-01 season. Simon was still there the following season and as of September 2003 he was at Rye & Iden United. [Neither club exists anymore].
Yes pretty sure he did for Lincoln at Lincoln and he was very happy to do so. That bloody air raid siren made it even worse. He may even have got two?
Wasn’t he the player Alan Cork called “useless” after one of his Albion games?
Robbie Savage - total c**t
I can forgive players for being utterly useless, I can’t forgive big wages, big I am attitudes AND being utter shit.