[Misc] World's Hardest Creature XI - THE FINAL

[LlcoolJ]

This is epic. Trig is our resident pedant but he's backed the wrong horse here and is floundering. I predict carnage.

 

[Triggaaar]

Do cars, people and swimming pools count?

Yep. People are 30 times smaller than hippos, and cars and swimming pools are not bothered by hippos.

 

[maffew]

Yep. People are 30 times smaller than hippos, and cars and swimming pools are not bothered by hippos.

Not often I disagree with you Trig, my car, pool and the walk back from the pub which was advised against were all bothered by hippos so you are wrong on this one mate

 

[maltaseagull]

As a neutral watching the final...

Badger! Badger! Badger![/QUOTE

Don't be neutral ,VOTE!!

 

[maltaseagull]

Do cars, people and swimming pools count?

No!

I think you will find that Cars and Swimming pools are NOT creatures

 

[Triggaaar]

Not often I disagree with you Trig, my car, pool and the walk back from the pub which was advised against were all bothered by hippos

How can inanimate objects be bothered?

 

[LlcoolJ]

How can inanimate objects be bothered?

Who cares? The Hippo's competitor is a cute little fluffy thing that enjoys being cuddled by children and attractive women.

How the flying feck it has won this competition AND is now in the final again is beyond comprehension.

This is not a time for splitting hairs (I know, that's difficult for you Trig but bear with me). The honey badger is NOT hard. It's just a bit of an idiot.

This isn't "World's Most Similar Creature To Boris Johnson". There should be no prize for being a dick.

It "takes on" bigger animals because it's trying to get something to eat which is already dead. It often gets killed by the bigger animals who probably killed the prey in the first place. How in God's name does this make the angry little rat "hard"?

You may as well vote vulture or seagull or mosquito.

The badger is just an irritating ****.

 

[maffew]

How can inanimate objects be bothered?

The car nor me we no inanimate, the pool was

 

[Jack Straw]

And now, the Coup de Gras;
Would you need a reinforced Landrover to go and see a Honey Badger?
That is all. Thank you m'Lud.

 

[Peter Ward]

Who cares? The Hippo's competitor is a cute little fluffy thing that enjoys being cuddled by children and attractive women.

How the flying feck it has won this competition AND is now in the final again is beyond comprehension.

This is not a time for splitting hairs (I know, that's difficult for you Trig but bear with me). The honey badger is NOT hard. It's just a bit of an idiot.

This isn't "World's Most Similar Creature To Boris Johnson". There should be no prize for being a dick.

It "takes on" bigger animals because it's trying to get something to eat which is already dead. It often gets killed by the bigger animals who probably killed the prey in the first place. How in God's name does this make the angry little rat "hard"?

You may as well vote vulture or seagull or mosquito.

The badger is just an irritating ****.

Seagull, now ther's a thought.

 

[Peter Ward]

How can inanimate objects be bothered?

I think in the case of Hippo the word is bovvered.

 

[Triggaaar]

This is not a time for splitting hairs (I know, that's difficult for you Trig but bear with me).

 

[Triggaaar]

And now, the Coup de Gras;
Would you need a reinforced Landrover to go and see a Honey Badger?

So we're back to the size of the animal

 

[LlcoolJ]

Photos?

If you insist......

 

[Badger]

100 up for the hippo

 

[Triggaaar]

If you insist......

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And after:

 

[Bruntburger]

Honey badger

 

[LlcoolJ]

and after:

#fakenews

 

[Triggaaar]

#fakenews

No stop it, you're tickling me!

 

[LlcoolJ]

Newborn hippo. You're straw clutching Trig! But if we're gonna go there.......