[Misc] World's Hardest Creature XI - Quarter Final 2 - Tasmanian Devil v Polar Bear

[Mellotron]

The Premier league appears to be ****ing with NSC's collective mind. Either that or a bunch of pussy millennials have rocked up on the board.

Someone asked what the Polar Bear does?

This:

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The Polar Bear is a carnivore. Aggressive and extremely powerful it will take on anything from small seals up to Walruses(double the polar bears size and with metre long, razor sharp tusks) and WHALES.

What does the Tasmanian Devil do. It mostly scavenges carrion. But it has a cartoon so I guess it must be hard...

It KILLED a WHALE in the WATER? That's ****ing insane! Or........?

 

[Hamilton]

Lost respect for the Polar Bear after he started dying because he couldn't hack a couple of degrees warmer temperature. Massive pussy in my opinion:



As above Tasmanian Devil by contrast has his own tv show.

That is truly heartbreaking.

 

[Surf's Up]

Tactical vote for the bear here - the little Devil is too close to THE world's hardest creature for my liking.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

It KILLED a WHALE in the WATER? That's ****ing insane! Or........?

Well, I doubt he jumped in the water. I'd imagine he waited by the air hole and then smashed the whale in the face, dragged him out the airhole onto the ice before ripping the whale to shreds.

 

[jimhigham]

Good morning and welcome to NSC HD's continuing coverage of WSC XI. I've just finished a post match interview with the jubilant Hippo following its demolition of the Siberian Tiger. Join us later for that...

But for now, it's the final day of voting. After an early scare it looks as though the Polar Bear is easing through to the semi final but stranger things have happened in this competition. It's something of a surprise that the plucky fighter from down under is still in this contest. Can it find an extra gear when it really matters?

 

[jimhigham]

POLL CLOSED - POLAR BEAR 53 TASMANIAN DEVIL 43



And he's there! It was touch and go for a time but the Polar Bear has finished the job. He's a three time champion and, despite not setting the competition alight so far, he's still aiming for an unprecedented fourth title.

The Tasmanian Devil is just spent. He gave it everything he had but the Polar Bear was always one step ahead. Better luck next year little fella.