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[Misc] World's Hardest Creature XI - Quarter Final 2 - Tasmanian Devil v Polar Bear

Who's the hardest?

  • Tasmanian Devil

    Votes: 43 44.8%
  • Polar Bear

    Votes: 53 55.2%

  • Total voters
    96
  • Poll closed .


jimhigham

Je Suis Rhino
Apr 25, 2009
8,039
Woking
The quarter finals proceed with all haste. Got to have them all done and dusted before the weekend after all. #WeekendGate

Tasmanian Devil - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tasmanian_devil
2nd in Group D with 20 votes
2nd Round beat Basset Hound with 38 votes
Total votes to date - 58
Tasmanian Devil.jpg
The Tasmanian Devil has done well to reach the last eight but it has had something of an easy ride thus far. It was fortunate to find itself in the Group of Soft, having to fend off the likes of the Horse and the Blue Diamond Tiger Shrimp. Then it was given what was effectively a bye with a tie against the Basset Hound. Things have changed rather abruptly with a match up against the Polar Bear and the Tasmanian Devil will have to play the game of its life to reach the semis. Named after the Devil and the creature that gave birth to Taz, the Looney Tunes lunatic, the Tasmanian Devil is certainly hard in popular culture. It will eat just about anything and will eat an entire carcass, leaving nothing whatsoever behind. It's bite force is the strongest relative to body size of any living mammalian carnivore. In its day to day life the Tasmanian Devil spends a lot of time fighting, often scrapping over dinner and indulging in decidedly rough mating. Mummy Devil will give birth to 20-30 joeys but has only four teats so the young that cannot fight their way to an available nipple will not survive. Basically Tasmanian Devils begin by fighting and don't really stop.

Polar Bear - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polar_bear
2nd in Group C with 14 votes
2nd Round beat the Asian Giant Hornet with 24 votes
Total votes to date - 38
Polar Bear.jpg
A big star in the WHC firmament, the Polar Bear will be very hard to stop. However, its supporters have not really turned out to date. The Polar Bear has attracted the least votes of any of the last eight and will need to bring its undeniable class to this encounter if it is to progress. The Polar Bear, a three time WHC winner is a skilled hunter with more than one method of bringing down its prey. It feeds primarily on seals but will also take down such seafood exotica as narwhal and and walrus. It relies on an incredible sense of smell and can detect a seal's breathing hole from a kilometre away. On open ice it will smell a seal from up to 30 kilometres. When ambushing prey it can charge at up to 25 mph. When caught, the prey is often dispatched with a single bite to the head. It's time for this classy WHC competitor to show what it's really capable of.
 




Garry Nelson's Left Foot

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
13,527
tokyo
Polar Bear.

He's just pure majestic power. He's old school hard. Nothing showy, nothing unnecessary just a finely honed killing machine. This is about pound for pound hard and whatever size it was you wouldn't **** with a polar bear.
 


Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
54,952
Surrey
Polar Bear.

He's just pure majestic power. He's old school hard. Nothing showy, nothing unnecessary just a finely honed killing machine. This is about pound for pound hard and whatever size it was you wouldn't **** with a polar bear.

Everyone listen to this fella, as he knows a thing or two about the world's hardest animals. :thumbsup:
 


Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!
Jul 7, 2003
7,115
Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!
I voted for Taz as I used to like him on the cartoon show. He showed his hardness in most episodes. What other creature could eat a stick of exploding dynamite and still survive?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOTlNOZB4Zo
 








Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!
Jul 7, 2003
7,115
Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!






Kazenga <3

Test 805843
Feb 28, 2010
4,870
Team c/r HQ
Lost respect for the Polar Bear after he started dying because he couldn't hack a couple of degrees warmer temperature. Massive pussy in my opinion:



As above Tasmanian Devil by contrast has his own tv show.
 




jimhigham

Je Suis Rhino
Apr 25, 2009
8,039
Woking
Early voting hints at a potential huge shock.

Saw the video Kazenga<3 posted some weeks back and it is heart wrenching, not that WHC is really the forum for sober reflection.
 




Kazenga <3

Test 805843
Feb 28, 2010
4,870
Team c/r HQ
Early voting hints at a potential huge shock.

Saw the video Kazenga<3 posted some weeks back and it is heart wrenching, not that WHC is really the forum for sober reflection.

It is disgusting to be honest and one of the main reasons the human should never win this competition. Simply isn't cricket.
 


Garry Nelson's Left Foot

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
13,527
tokyo
The Premier league appears to be ****ing with NSC's collective mind. Either that or a bunch of pussy millennials have rocked up on the board.

Someone asked what the Polar Bear does?

This:

polar_bear_small.jpg

The Polar Bear is a carnivore. Aggressive and extremely powerful it will take on anything from small seals up to Walruses(double the polar bears size and with metre long, razor sharp tusks) and WHALES.

What does the Tasmanian Devil do. It mostly scavenges carrion. But it has a cartoon so I guess it must be hard...
 


jimhigham

Je Suis Rhino
Apr 25, 2009
8,039
Woking
The Premier league appears to be ****ing with NSC's collective mind. Either that or a bunch of pussy millennials have rocked up on the board.

Someone asked what the Polar Bear does?

This:

View attachment 93453

The Polar Bear is a carnivore. Aggressive and extremely powerful it will take on anything from small seals up to Walruses(double the polar bears size and with metre long, razor sharp tusks) and WHALES.

What does the Tasmanian Devil do. It mostly scavenges carrion. But it has a cartoon so I guess it must be hard...

What? Wait? That Polar Bear brought down that whale?
 








Polar bears have been documented sitting by holes in the ice sheets, waiting for a whale to surface for air, then punching them, probably just because it wants to.
 


LlcoolJ

Mama said knock you out.
Oct 14, 2009
12,982
Sheffield
People voting for an animal because it's hard in a cartoon need to have a word with themselves. FAKE NEWS.
 






jimhigham

Je Suis Rhino
Apr 25, 2009
8,039
Woking
The Polar Bear has come out swinging this morning. He's raining blow after blow on the Tasmanian Devil who, despite the barrage, is still skipping around the ring, looking for a way through the Polar Bear's formidable defences. This is shaping up to be the tie of the round.
 


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