[Misc] World's Hardest Creature XI - 2nd Round - Black Swallower v Orca

[Triggaaar]

A salt water crocodile that swims into the ocean to eat sharks? Sorry, no. It's an overgrown dolphin.

What? If a salt water crocodile takes on an orca, it's going to lose.

 

[Hillian1]

I voted Black Swallower. We seem to have so much in common.

 

[Kalimantan Gull]

The swallower is winning? I thought this was world's hardest creature, not world's weirdest creature. What is hard about the swallower?

 

[jimhigham]

The swallower is winning? I thought this was world's hardest creature, not world's weirdest creature. What is hard about the swallower?

Hardness is in the eye of the beholder.

Which sounds a little wrong.

 

[Hugo Rune]

What is hard about the swallower?

The look on his ****ing face!

 

[TomandJerry]

Votes are spilt 39-39 and still yet to vote!

 

[jimhigham]

In another piece of production incompetence, it appears that this poll was created without an end date. Tut!

Please be advised that this poll will close at 23:14 tonight. Any votes cast after this will not be counted.

Apologies for the continued farce.

 

[Munkfish]

Orca back in the lead, The big man has really struggled this time out, he will need to dig deep in this round, hopefully it will go through and knock out the GWS if it progresses in the next round.

 

[jimhigham]

Surprised to see group winner, the Black Swallower, going down to an opponent that only squeaked through the group stage by the one vote. Definitely a surprise and one for the purists but a real disappointment for an ambitious new entrant. Can the Swallower turn it around in the 209 minutes remaining...

 

[jimhigham]

One hour to go. One vote it in. Pure WHC drama. Did the Swallower peak to soon in the group stage? Can the Orca hang on?

 

[jimhigham]

48/48 - Aaaaaaarrrrrrgh!!!!

 

[jimhigham]

30 minutes to go. The Honey Badger has just booked its place in the quarter finals but it's looking as if Orca will be doing its bit to uphold the dignity of the Apex Predators.

 

[Hugo Rune]

Come on folks.

Let's get this Swallower through.

Orca's are cowards because they paddle around mob handed.

The solitary Black Swallower, if even half the size of an Orca, would make any stray Killer Whale his killer breakfast should it stray too far into the depths.

Tell Free Willy to do one and VOTE SWALLOWER NOW!!!

 

[Hugo Rune]

there is no cuddly toy version of a black swallower because it would make your children cry!

vote black swallower now, the oversized dolphin has had it's day

 

[Hugo Rune]

Last chance 1 minute to go. It's got scary eyes!

 

[jimhigham]

POLL CLOSED - BLACK SWALLOWER 49 ORCA 53

Orca takes the tape and joins the Honey Badger in the quarters.

The Black Swallower looks distraught. He burst onto the WHC scene and swept all before him in the group stage and must have thought he was a real contender but in the end he had no answer to the Orca's tenacity. The Swallower returns to the deep to dwell on what might have been.

Personally, I'm gutted for Hugo Rune. Seldom do you see such an effective one man campaign for a WHC contender.