***Worlds Hardest Creature VIII: SEMI FINAL TWO***

[Bozza]

It's too early to be counting chickens (and not just because the cuddly badger might playfully nibble one or two of them), but it is pleasing to see that some degree of sanity has returned to NSC at long last.

All it needs is some sort of technicality to be brought into play that results in the mighty shrimp appearing in the final and I'll be a very happy man.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

According to the WHC archivist this is the fourth meeting in the semi finals for these two beasts. The Honey Badger is leading 2-1 in that series but it'll need to produce something soon if it wants to make it 3-1. The honey badger brigade have been very quiet so far and he's paying the price at the moment. That said, I expect the H.B onslaught to come very soon, there's no way this little fighter is going to go out with a whimper.

 

[Mellotron]

It's too early to be counting chickens (and not just because the cuddly badger might playfully nibble one or two of them), but it is pleasing to see that some degree of sanity has returned to NSC at long last.

All it needs is some sort of technicality to be brought into play that results in the mighty shrimp appearing in the final and I'll be a very happy man.

Depends whether HB fans are willing to be as underhand as fans of other creatures...

 

[Mellotron]

According to the WHC archivist this is the fourth meeting in the semi finals for these two beasts. The Honey Badger is leading 2-1 in that series but it'll need to produce something soon if it wants to make it 3-1. The honey badger brigade have been very quiet so far and he's paying the price at the moment. That said, I expect the H.B onslaught to come very soon, there's no way this little fighter is going to go out with a whimper.

I think after last year's DEBACLE it's becoming harder and harder to fight, when you know the entire INSTITUTION is set up against you from the ground up.

 

[Simster]

Depends whether HB fans are willing to be as underhand as fans of other creatures...

I think after last year's DEBACLE it's becoming harder and harder to fight, when you know the entire INSTITUTION is set up against you from the ground up.

Lovely DRIPPY badger-fanboy antics there.

 

[Mackenzie]

Looking like a Hippo v Croc final. Of course the goat would have done for both of these, especially if fighting on a narrow cliff ledge (or ogres bridge).

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

I think after last year's DEBACLE it's becoming harder and harder to fight, when you know the entire INSTITUTION is set up against you from the ground up.

The Mantis Shrimp isn't/wasn't the first creature accused of underhand tactics. The same accusations made by honey badger fans were thrown at them in earlier years.

Can you clarify who/what the institution is? It sounds like the WHC is being accused of dubious practices...

 

[Seagull27]

Depends whether HB fans are willing to be as underhand as fans of other creatures...

They already showed that they are in the last round.

 

[Goldstone1976]

to stage a fight (he'd have to use a juvenile Croc to make it fair)

And there we have it in a nutshell. The fluffy badger is as hard as a, err wait for it, baby croc.



BUT - we're not talking about a BABY saltwater croc. We're talking about a beast that can:

FART from its mouth




FLY, FFS



routinely attacks humans, just for kicks




Has a coin minted especially for it, by the Aussies no less (and we all know how they admire hardness)



And, the KICKER for me, kin eats CHAINSAWS. Yep, CHAINSAWS.





Honey badger = pffft, do me a favour.

Saltwater croc = HARD, and I mean HARRRRRD.

#teamcroc

#teamanythingbutthebadger

 

[Guinness Boy]

It appears I've turned up too late for the Honey Badger and its POUND FOR POUND hardness. A battle of the giants awaits in the dome.

 

[Goldstone1976]

It appears I've turned up too late for the Honey Badger and its POUND FOR POUND hardness. A battle of the giants awaits in the dome.

I'm disappointed in you. Not angry; just disappointed. You're better than this; you're better than supporting a badger.

 

[Hillian1]

Haha

So do you have any evidence to back this up?

About as much as your Timmy Mallet v Mike Tyson scenario.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Lovely DRIPPY badger-fanboy antics there.

That

#ComeOnTim!

 

[Kuipers Supporters Club]

I can't believe this is even close. The Crocodile is a beast! The badger is simply that!

 

[Bold Seagull]

I can't believe this is even close. The Crocodile is a beast! The badger is simply that!

Exactly - the crocodile is a beast, a tooled up prehistoric monster. But what does it do that's hard!?

This badger will taken on lions, killer bees, snakes, hyena's without any tools, THE VERY FACT ITS JUST A BADGER IS WHAT MAKES IT HARD!

 

[JCL - the new kid in town]

I don't think you quite get the point of this competition do you.

i do, i was backing the shrew. I was just joking about choosing you timmy mallet

 

[Hillian1]

Exactly - the crocodile is a beast, a tooled up prehistoric monster. But what does it do that's hard!?

This badger will taken on lions, killer bees, snakes, hyena's without any tools, THE VERY FACT ITS JUST A BADGER IS WHAT MAKES IT HARD!

#ComeOnTim

#ComeonTim

 

[Goldstone1976]

Exactly - the crocodile is a beast, a tooled up prehistoric monster. But what does it do that's hard!?

This badger will taken on lions, killer bees, snakes, hyena's without any tools, THE VERY FACT ITS JUST A BADGER IS WHAT MAKES IT HARD!

Ahem.




It's eating a CHAINSAW. It's running too. But the croc - he don't care.

Please provide evidence of a badger eating anything that's anywhere near as hard. Actually, don't waste your time. You won't be able to find a pic - because badgers AREN'T HARD.

I rest my case, m'lud.

 

[Bold Seagull]

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Jog on Mick!

 

[Munkfish]

Goldstone1976 has just destoryed any chance of the Badger getting anymore votes with that Chainsaw picture, outstanding work.