[News] World's first penis & scrotum transplant - good news & bad news

[METALMICKY]

http://news.sky.com/story/veteran-f...s-first-penis-and-scrotum-transplant-11856108

Unfortunately sir there was a problem with the donor matching process in that you have a non Caucasian one!

 

[Is it PotG?]

Sounds like a cock and ball story.

 

[Bold Seagull]

"Your penis was blown off unfortunately, but we have some replacements. What was the size of your previous penis?"

"It was fiv....er....I mean....nine inches "

 

[AmexRuislip]

Those of a nervous disposition and are eating their meat and two veg, do not read

 

[symyjym]

I would rather go for stem cell treatment and grow my own one tbh.

 

[FatSuperman]

"Your penis was blown off unfortunately, but we have some replacements. What was the size of your previous penis?"

"It was fiv....er....I mean....nine inches "

“I suffered with diphallia, and both were approx ten inches long and very girthy”

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

http://news.sky.com/story/veteran-f...s-first-penis-and-scrotum-transplant-11856108

Unfortunately sir there was a problem with the donor matching process in that you have a non Caucasian one!

It's a bit of a balls up but it's all there in black & white, he could sue them if he can make it stand up in court.

 

[el punal]

Sounds like a cock and ball story.

More like a load of old bollocks.

 

[Jack Straw]

British Army chiefs decided that they would reward all Falklands veterans for their bravery in getting the islands back from the Argentinians. The bonus system they implemented was that each soldier would be paid £ 1,000 for each inch of any length of any part of their body they chose.
The veterans all gathered in a barracks in London and the measuring and payments took place.
"What part of your body would you like measured, Soldier?" one vet was asked.
He replied, "From the tip of my penis to the bottom of my scrotum."
"Not a problem." he was told.
He dropped his trousers and pants in readiness for the tape measure. The measuring officer held one end of his tape to the end of the soldier's penis, then looked up and asked the question, "Where the hell is your scrotum?"
The soldier answered, "On a barbed-wire fence in Port Stanley!"

 

[GT49er]

First time? Nah - we cracked it in Britain nearly fifty years ago!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZMRISfmmHY

(Watch it all if you like - actually it was pretty dreadful!)

 

[Mr Putdown]

Slightly shocked at the number of one country’s army personnel who have suffered injuries to the groin.

“ According to a previous study in the Journal of Urology, 1,367 male soldiers serving in Afghanistan and Iraq suffered penis injuries between 2001 and 2013.”

Kinda damped the comedy opportunities personally.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Im planning to get a huge bell-end grafted onto the end of my shaft. Can’t decide between [MENTION=14132]Two Professors[/MENTION] or [MENTION=420]sydney[/MENTION] though.

 

[Baldseagull]

I know the balls were not included, but if they had, and he then fathered a child, would the child be genetically his, or the donors?

 

[Bedsex]

Where can I sign up for this on the organ donor register? I’d like to think that the new owner will get more use out of it than I did when I’m gone.

 

[Gritt23]

Penis operations have been around for a long time. I had a penis reduction operation a few years back. I only have the one now.

 

[FatSuperman]

Some of these comments are willy funny

 

[Kalimantan Gull]

Some of these comments are willy funny

But not that one

 

[blue'n'white]

First time? Nah - we cracked it in Britain nearly fifty years ago!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZMRISfmmHY

(Watch it all if you like - actually it was pretty dreadful!)

I remember going to the cinema to see that - I believe the Kinks did the soundtrack

 

[GT49er]

I remember going to the cinema to see that - I believe the Kinks did the soundtrack

I do believe you are right.

 

[jakarta]

Slightly shocked at the number of one country’s army personnel who have suffered injuries to the groin

They should perhaps have watched this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rAFMC2O9dQ