[Other Sport] World Snooker Tour rocked by match fixing investigations...

[A1X]

Caught red handed was he?

Wonder if he’ll be able to spin it as an honest mistake?

He'll doubtless claim it was a plant

 

[vegster]

Cue the racists

 

[pb21]

He'll doubtless claim it was a plant

Either way, the kiss of death for his career.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

Either way, the kiss of death for his career.

If he ends up jail, I hope the cell isn't crowded. Touching balls can be tricky to deal with

 

[A mex eyecan]

i heard that he’d been stitched up by a disgruntled Russian gambler Inoff The Red

 

[Moshe Gariani]

I wonder who split on him and whether he'll pack it in? I guess he'll cross that bridge when he comes to it. At least he'd have a pocket full of pretty green to be running away with.

I heard a rumour that there was a Christmas turkey and a young lady involved.

 

[SK1NT]

you all have too much time on your hands

 

[drew]

Great opportunity to post this. Bugger all to do with fixing though.

 

[A mex eyecan]

I wonder who split on him and whether he'll pack it in? I guess he'll cross that bridge when he comes to it. At least he'd have a pocket full of pretty green to be running away with.

I heard a rumour that there was a Christmas turkey and a young lady involved.

was there any gobbling involved?

 

[BadFish]

I suspect he will just chalk it up to experience.

 

[5Ways Gull]

I've been trying to introduce spider or cannon puns but just can't think of any. I've been racking my brain.

 

[erkan]

was there any gobbling involved?

Just a fowl and a Miss...

 

[Papak]

Serious post - why not ban betting on 1 vs 1 sports?

Snooker and Tennis come to mind as the potential biggest markets plus a handful of other raquet sports which probably have very little betting activity.

 

[Durlston]

Serious post - why not ban betting on 1 vs 1 sports?

Snooker and Tennis come to mind as the potential biggest markets plus a handful of other raquet sports which probably have very little betting activity.

You could add darts, golf and bowls to that list as well.

I just hope for snooker's sake, it's all a load of Chinese whispers.

 

[Guinness Boy]

If he ends up jail, I hope the cell isn't crowded. Touching balls can be tricky to deal with

If he needs to move cells he can always get some assistance by calling the Screw back.

 

[Moshe Gariani]

If he ends up jail, I hope the cell isn't crowded. Touching balls can be tricky to deal with

Especially when trying to have a nap.

 

[Moshe Gariani]

If he needs to move cells he can always get some assistance by calling the Screw back.

The Screws will be too busy trying to stop a prison break building.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

I've been trying to introduce spider or cannon puns but just can't think of any. I've been racking my brain.

For the former, I'd have a look on the web.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

I thought there might be a few more snooker puns to be found, but that's not the case. Therefore, I'll have to concede.

 

[Badger Boy]

I thought there might be a few more snooker puns to be found, but that's not the case. Therefore, I'll have to concede.

Pulled that one of the back pocket!