[Misc] Words we mustn't utter or type or probably even think

[Stumpy Tim]

Mustn’t say mixed race when we mean dual heritage.

Oh No! My kids are "dual heritage" and I've been calling them mixed race for ten years. It turns out I've been racist to my own children!

 

[Gabbafella]

Just so I'm following this correctly, the P-word is palace and the N-word is Nigels, right?

 

[Tubby-McFat-Fuc]

The A word
B word
C word
D word
E word
F word
G word
H word
I word
J word
K word
L word
M word
N word is a definiate no-no
O word
P word
Q word
R word
S word
T word
U word
V word
W word
X word
Y word
Z word

I think that about covers it.

 

[Postman Pat]

Bantz

 

[marlowe]

Yesterday I started a thread with a poll on addictions. In the poll I listed various addictions. When I posted the poll one of the addictions was censored and represented as a line of 12 asterisk.
I was surprised as the word was not a swear word and not what I'd consider particularly offensive. The word was ************ or just in case it's censored again when I post this, "mast**bation".
I'm surprised that particular word is considered offensive. I would have understood if I'd written ******* (wa*king).

 

[WildWood]

Bell*ti & Arch*r

 

[marlowe]

****
Shit
****
Bollocks
****
Pussy
Cock
Hand-job
Blow-job
Knob
Tosser
Arse-hole
Piss
************
Cunnilingus
Cum
Ejaculation

Edit: That's ridiculous. Ma*turbation is forbidden but hand job and tosser are fine along with various other dubiously offensive words.
Why is cunnilingus more acceptable than mast**bation?

 

[studio150]

Eh at the end of a sentence should be banned
All Americanisms such as math rather than maths

I just wonder what John Cooper Clarke does in mixed company when his setlist reaches ****

 

[Wilko]

The A word
B word
C word
D word
E word
F word
G word
H word
I word
J word
K word
L word
M word
N word is a definiate no-no
O word
P word
Q word
R word
S word
T word
U word
V word
W word
X word
Y word
Z word

I think that about covers it.

Definiate is a word no one should use.

 

[Eeyore]

****
Shit
****
Bollocks
****
Pussy
Cock
Hand-job
Blow-job
Knob
Tosser
Arse-hole
Piss
************
Cunnilingus
Cum
Ejaculation

Edit: That's ridiculous. Ma*turbation is forbidden but hand job and tosser are fine along with various other dubiously offensive words.
Why is cunnilingus more acceptable than mast**bation?

****, wanker, *******.

Yep. You can't describe the act but you can describe the actor. What a load of shit.

 

[marlowe]

****, wanker, *******.

Yep. You can't describe the act but you can describe the actor. What a load of shit.

Is wanker permitted? But not *****ng. By that reasoning masturbator should be ok.

Edith it is. So you can use the noun but not the verb.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Nazi when used against anyone who is not an actual National Socialist...Train Guards, Teachers. And Football Stewards ..they’re not necessarily Nazis.

 

[marlowe]

The word "coloured" is now considered offensive when used in reference to race whereas 40 years ago it was considered more acceptable and respectful than saying the word "black".

 

[GT49er]

Why is cunnilingus more acceptable than mast**bation?

That's a question for the ladies, shirley?

 

[blue'n'white]

Eh at the end of a sentence should be banned
All Americanisms such as math rather than maths

I just wonder what John Cooper Clarke does in mixed company when his setlist reaches ****

The Americanisation of our language is horrible - for example "Mom" rather than "Mum" now seems to be the "acceptable" form of defining your female parent. We'll be celebrating bloody Thanksgiving as a national holiday next.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

Nom Nom Nom

 

[Steve in Japan]

Hubby.

And Hun

 

[dazzer6666]

Amazeballs
Holibobs
Like
Massive
Y'know
Hun
Sleeps
So....


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[beorhthelm]

Oh No! My kids are "dual heritage" and I've been calling them mixed race for ten years. It turns out I've been racist to my own children!

daft isnt it?

The word "coloured" is now considered offensive when used in reference to race whereas 40 years ago it was considered more acceptable and respectful than saying the word "black".

and "people of colour" is the correctly accepted term currently. is that because its adjective and "-ed" becomes a verb? i honestly dont know.

Nazi when used against anyone who is not an actual National Socialist...Train Guards, Teachers. And Football Stewards ..they’re not necessarily Nazis.

its lazy when they mean fascist, or really authoritarian which doesnt quite trip of the tongue so well.

 

[beorhthelm]

an odd one is terms that refer to mental disability, cretin or retard for example are out as too offensive. but idiot is perfectly acceptable insult.