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Words and phrases they you do not hear anymore.



withdeanwombat

Well-known member
Feb 17, 2005
8,731
Somersetshire
You can walk south til your hat floats.
Take a long walk off a short pier.
It's five to ten. Lift up your hearts.
Doubledieman, please.
Keep it on the island.
The refs's got his black book out.
The players can earn an extra two shillings for appearing in the League Cup.
Four pennorth of chips.
Pint of musical, please (a reference to Worthington "E", or "E" flat)
Typing this lot has got me well and truly cattled.
 




Gwylan

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
31,832
Uffern


Peteinblack

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jun 3, 2004
4,146
Bath, Somerset.
Teaching students - now replaced by: 'facilitating the student learning experience by achieving specified learning outcomes and imparting transferable skills'
(aka management bull:shit::shootself).
 












Jul 20, 2003
20,693
I'm looking forwards to watching the insightful documentary on channel 4 tonight
 




Phat Baz 68

Get a ****ing life mate !
Apr 16, 2011
5,026
My daughter came home saying she played it at school the other day, how times have changed can not remember a girl playing it in littlehampton during the 70's.

British Bulldog where you were allowed to kick ,punch, bite and eye gouge was always a favourite at Beacon School in Crowborough back in the early 80s.
Many a satisfying " pagga " was had at break times !!!:D
 


Phat Baz 68

Get a ****ing life mate !
Apr 16, 2011
5,026
Dear Jim please can you fix it for me ?
" Ows about that then guys and gals uh ee uh ee uhhhhh !!!!!:lolol:
 


Phat Baz 68

Get a ****ing life mate !
Apr 16, 2011
5,026
Oh dear just thought of this too.....
Someone throws a penny in the air and shouts " Jewish Scramble " not heard that for many years.
Then I suppose I wouldn't working in a hospital !
 




Mo Gosfield

Well-known member
Aug 11, 2010
6,362
" Its only 12 inches high, its made of solid gold and it means England are World Champions "
" ..and over to our first guest of the morning, the Right Reverend Justin Fortescue, who is across the table with Judy "
" ..the gay / lesbian debate has just finished at the Town Hall....anyone come out on top?
"..ding..ding..hold very tight please.."
"..wait for the little birdie "
"..blackjacks are a farthing each, son, how many do you want? "
"..Watch with Mother is just starting "
"..I just love Alf Garnett "
 






















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