women's euros 2017

[Normal Rob]

What's Bradley Walsh doing in our dugout?

 

[Hamilton]

Meat pie,
Sausage roll,
Come on England,
Show us your tits.

Good grief. Sir Philip Hampton needs you on his committee.


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[Wellesley]

Good grief. Sir Philip Hampton needs you on his committee.


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Ahhhh, go and get your sperm count checked.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

If I shout GOAL! will you turn over? [emoji3]

Ps no, not aimed at you.

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Agent Wilson reports - we will nick six points of the toffee twizzlers this season if tonight's 'performance' is 'out' to go by, calm down

 

[Wellesley]

although

I'm mainly laughing at you. I think

As long as you're laughing, that's a good thing.

 

[Hamilton]

Agent Wilson reports - we will nick six points of the toffee twizzlers this season if tonight's 'performance' is 'out' to go by, calm down

Thanks for the report from the other side. Last 8 approaches here. 3 mins left.


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[Hamilton]

Ahhhh, go and get your sperm count checked.

I assume you make monkey noises when you're watching African teams as well? No, thought not.

Good luck finding a woman stupid enough to make use of your sperm count.


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[symyjym]

Watched all the games and they play a high pressing game for the full 90. They do look good to be fair.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Thanks for the report from the other side. Last 8 approaches here. 3 mins left.


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Time to clench.....

Rooney is playing like a £200K player tonight. And I mean the real value of his transfer fee rather than he 'weakly' salary....
FFS.

 

[Hamilton]

Time to clench.....

Rooney is playing like a £200K player tonight. And I mean the real value of his transfer fee rather than he 'weakly' salary....
FFS.

Hilarious. Love it!


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[Wellesley]

I assume you make monkey noises when you're watching African teams as well? No, thought not.

Good luck finding a woman stupid enough to make use of your sperm count.


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F#cking nancy boy.

 

[Hamilton]

Watched all the games and they play a high pressing game for the full 90. They do look good to be fair.

They do. Is that just the quality of the opposition thus far though?


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[Hamilton]

England through, sweaties out. Turning over to watch the Toffees.

First England team to get out of their group with a 100% record since Ron Greenwood's team. Not a stat I like hearing.


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[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Hilarious. Love it!


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Just took a peek at the last few seconds of the Jocks. Heartbreak (or do I mean 'attack') all round. I feel for them (but luckily it's impossibly to get traction on lard).

 

[Beach Hut]

You need subtitles to understand what this scouse girl said during her interview

 

[symyjym]

They do. Is that just the quality of the opposition thus far though?


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I think Mark Sampson has just got them to raise their game and to not give the opposition any time on the ball. They played like this in games before this world cup. France on Sunday will be a good test.

 

[AmexRuislip]

You need subtitles to understand what this scouse girl said during her interview

http://www.whoohoo.co.uk/scouse-translator.asp

 

[Easy 10]

Pissflaps.

I didn't realise there was a proper game on ITV4.

 

[veuve]

Been impressed by the team so much so that have backed them@ 4/1

 

[Me and my Monkey]

You need subtitles to understand what this scouse girl said during her interview

You should have heard Fatty Rooney on SSN this morning - his accent has definitely thickened since his return to Everton, barely intelligible.