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- Thread starter Giraffe
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NMH
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Watch out for that shortage of breath sound, where she seems like she's get restricted breathing.
A sign of something f***ed-up going on in the bird-brain.
A sign of something f***ed-up going on in the bird-brain.
- Aug 8, 2005
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So son has homework to do. After much mad wife shouting (yep blob time) he agrees to do after 6. Still not done at 8 so more wife shouting. Then 9 when he's doing it it suddenly becomes my fault!! A few cross words later and I'm told to sleep on the sofa!!!
Mental, totally mental!!!!
Mental, totally mental!!!!
Seagull on the wing
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Sounds great...now make her perfect and get her to fetch and pour your beer...Lol!
Seagull on the wing
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Good god,just noticed my post equal my V cash!!
oldalbiongirl
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- Jun 25, 2011
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Because the man who they have had to put up with has created this monster!
- Aug 8, 2005
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Calm down love.
5mins-from-amex
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im getting married next year and im just hopeing and praying she dont change the second we get back from our honeymoon!
oldalbiongirl
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Ok I now fully understand. lol
- Aug 8, 2005
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Twinkle Toes
Growing old disgracefully
It's largely due to Miserable Objectionable Old Bastard Syndrome (aka 'MOOBS) which affects men of a certain age. 'Drives their devoted spouse(s) to increasingly extreme behaviour in a selfless - but ultimately futile - attempt at snapping their once affectionate, considerate Partner(s) out of being terminal MOOB-jobs.
I do hope that helps in some small way.
oldalbiongirl
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- Aug 8, 2005
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It's largely due to Miserable Objectionable Old Bastard Syndrome (aka 'MOOBS) which affects men of a certain age. 'Drives their devoted spouse(s) to increasingly extreme behaviour in a selfless - but ultimately futile - attempt at snapping their once affectionate, considerate Partner(s) out of being terminal MOOB-jobs.
I do hope that helps in some small way.
All advice welcome but still not ruling out the meat cleaver as the answer!!!
- Aug 8, 2005
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Twinkle Toes
Growing old disgracefully
Your most welcome Mr G, although I'm a bit confused as to who might end up weilding the aforementioned cleaver. Apart from filing for financially crippling & soul-destroying Divorce: is Kevlar-reinforced body armour not a very sensible option? Always better to be safe (albeit a tad more bulky & smelly) than sorry.
GoldWithFalmer
Seaweed! Seaweed!
Your most welcome Mr G, although I'm a bit confused as to who might end up weilding the aforementioned cleaver. Apart from filing for financially crippling & soul-destroying Divorce: is Kevlar-reinforced body armour not a very sensible option? Always better to be safe (albeit a tad more bulky & smelly) than sorry.
Skip all that and buy her a nice little black dress,tuck inside it a straight jacket-need help with that love? yes please, let me assist....with pleasure
Tom Hark Preston Park
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- Jul 6, 2003
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Then when they've changed you, they get bored and run off with your mate.
GoldWithFalmer
Seaweed! Seaweed!
Leaving the door wide open,for pursuit of a newer,slightly younger model..every cloud.
Twinkle Toes
Growing old disgracefully
Skip all that and buy her a nice little black dress,tuck inside it a straight jacket-need help with that love? yes please, let me assist....with pleasure
This is a serious discussion we're having here! Don't you go spoiling things by bringing your grubby fantasies to this hallowed altar o' chattage.
Sake.
