Women you shouldn't really fancy but you do.

[Scotty Mac]

i'm happy to concede that a night of passion with trott would be far superior to an awkward few moments with that boring bitch libby

oh christ yeah - its not often i say this about a piece of young eastenders meat, and i probably would just about include abbie, but christ almighty i wouldnt touch libby with a 10ft barge pole. owen had the right idea

 

[footychick]

-

shabby from big brother

-josie long

-victoria coren

-janine butcher

-ronnie and roxy's mum in eastenders

-judith from eggheads

This

 

[footychick]

Sorry

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

oh, and ke$ha, which i can't even begin to attempt to justify

Yes.

She looks like some manky tart who threw on some slap before going out, who's then ended up sleeping rough, who during this time then pissed herself.

I would.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i CAN'T HELP IT

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Yes.

She looks like some manky tart who threw on some slap before going out, who's then ended up sleeping rough, who during this time then pissed herself.

I would.

she definitely shits/pisses/throws up on herself on a regular basis

mmmm

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Whenever anyone asks who my ultimate shag is, it's without doubt Elizabeth II. You just cannot beat that for a story to tell the grandchildren.

What about Mother Theresa of Calcutta?

 

[jakarta]

I do believe on the statute books having sex with the Queen is the only offence still punishable by captial punishment.

Where does that leave Prince Phillip then?

By the way yes to Jodie Foster - I have had a thing about her since watching Bugsy Malone, such a shame she bats for the other team....

 

[Ninja Elephant]

she definitely shits/pisses/throws up on herself on a regular basis

mmmm

Oh my.

 

[Hiney]

young stars of programmes on the disney channel, although that is obviously from a more legal/moral point of view

Zack & Cody's MUM off The Suite Life on Deck is LOVELY



Am I allowed to mention Selina Gomez off Wizards of Waverley Place and of course Hannah Montana, who seems to have morphed into a filthly looking SLUT recently.

 

[BensGrandad]

Suprised nobody has said their sister in law or auntie or even mother in law.

 

[Skint Gull]

you're having a shocker here mccarthy

had no idea, googled her, you are 1000% correct, that is as mingin as it gets!

 

[Gwylan]

I do believe on the statute books having sex with the Queen is the only offence still punishable by captial punishment.

Nah, not since 1997 it's not - capital punishment was abolished throughout the EU for all offences.

Oh, and to answer the question, Tracy Emin

 

[The Merry Prankster]

Tracy Emin mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm................

 

[Skaville]

 

[Seagull64]

 

[tonymgc]

Stacey from Gavin & Stacey
The milf doctor from House of tiny tearaways

 

[Scotty Mac]

Zack & Cody's MUM off The Suite Life on Deck is LOVELY



Am I allowed to mention Selina Gomez off Wizards of Waverley Place and of course Hannah Montana, who seems to have morphed into a filthly looking SLUT recently.

ive never really thought of the MUM in that way before, but next time i "accidentally" catch the suite life then i probably will now

selena gomez is AMAZING, and since miley cyrus turned into a right slag wearing virtually nothing ive come round to the idea of her a lot more now as well. special mention as well to the one that plays lilly in hannah montana - there is just something about her that i LOVE

i hasten to add that all of these are now 18 - except miley cyrus, who as hiney points out, is just a slut which in my opinion also makes it acceptable

 

[Hiney]

ive never really thought of the MUM in that way before, but next time i "accidentally" catch the suite life then i probably will now

selena gomez is AMAZING, and since miley cyrus turned into a right slag wearing virtually nothing ive come round to the idea of her a lot more now as well. special mention as well to the one that plays lilly in hannah montana - there is just something about her that i LOVE

i hasten to add that all of these are now 18 - except miley cyrus, who as hiney points out, is just a slut which in my opinion also makes it acceptable

She looks better in the later stuff with the short spiky blond hair.



*whattheFUCKhaveIjusttyped?*

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Courtney Love