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Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
NSC Patron
Oct 8, 2003
56,103
Faversham
How are cheesefood slices not cheese?

In the law (in Canada, certainly).

Cheese is the product of milk and bacteria. Cheesefood is cheese, melted, mixed with extra ingredients (e.g., gelatine, colouring, lard, emulsifying agents, monosodium glutamate and larks' vomit) cooled, set, glazed, irradiated and consequently as close to cheese as pepperami is to roast pork, or a Turkey Twizzler is to Ankara.

:thumbsup:

ps - you seem to be stalking me lately. Are you OK? ???

Edit: Clampy has beaten me to it, with an accurate as opposed to a fectious representation of the actual facts.
 




lawros left foot

Glory hunting since 1969
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Jun 11, 2011
14,071
Worthing
Is it just cheese, or are there women dressed in sliced ham fetish, or salami slices, or black pudding ( northerners, obviously) or liver sausage?
 


PTC Gull

Micky Mouse country.
NSC Patron
Apr 17, 2017
1,295
Florida
Is it just cheese, or are there women dressed in sliced ham fetish, or salami slices, or black pudding ( northerners, obviously) or liver sausage?

I am offended that you left out Marmite? :down:
BTW. Feel free to be offended that I am offended.
 




Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
NSC Patron
Oct 8, 2003
56,103
Faversham
Not sure if this one has been posted yet but one of the key facts about cheese, its use and its wearing is that less is often more.

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LlcoolJ

Mama said knock you out.
Oct 14, 2009
12,982
Sheffield
what is in your mind that you think this is in any way intended to be erotic?
Yes, err, I agree, umm. Who could find these pictures of naked women only covered by cheese in anyway attractive! Disgraceful.

*stands up gingerly and bending sightly forward*

Goodnight!
 














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