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thedonkeycentrehalf

Moved back to wear the gloves (again)
Jul 7, 2003
9,352
Dare we ask how the OP stumbled across such photos on the internet? Could make an interesting search history?
 






GoldWithFalmer

Seaweed! Seaweed!
Apr 24, 2011
12,687
SouthCoast
It's going to be a long three months isn't it?

It is........i'm rarely shocked or surprised but even this is a new one on me,i may now have to see what other edible variants to this trend there are out there..
 




Stat Brother

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NSC Patron
Jul 11, 2003
73,888
West west west Sussex
Yuck. How sticky, smelly and REVOLTING. Do any of you boys find this even a little bit erotic?

Nope, but if it was Yeo Valley lemon curd yogurt, it may well be a different story. :whistle:
 




GoldWithFalmer

Seaweed! Seaweed!
Apr 24, 2011
12,687
SouthCoast
Yuck. How sticky, smelly and REVOLTING. Do any of you boys find this even a little bit erotic?

Not for me,however clearly there is a market out there..

With that stuff on i would not let any of them have a lift home though,not even in the boot.
 




Knocky's Nose

Mon nez est retiré.
May 7, 2017
4,190
Eastbourne
If anyone finds that erotic in any way, shape or form - they've clearly had a troubled childhood.

One of my ex-employees (early 20's, goth type) was into finding out about the weirdest fetishes (like this one) and told me about something called 'cake farting'

Upon me asking wether laxatives were added to said cake to induce wind (clearly, I'm naive) he laughed, and said "No, not at all.. People make big, fancy cakes - then take down their trousers, or hitch up their dress, and squat over them and fart. They even film it..."

It takes a lot to make me speechless, but that did.
 






HastingsSeagull

Well-known member
Jan 13, 2010
9,433
BGC Manila
How is this a thing!
How have I never heard of it on the net!
And how do I convince the Mrs? :eek:

I've seen some weird things but that takes the biscuit fnurr fnurr
 






GoldWithFalmer

Seaweed! Seaweed!
Apr 24, 2011
12,687
SouthCoast








GT49er

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Feb 1, 2009
49,186
Gloucester
"Yes dear, I know it's your first time at a swingers' weekend, but I said be prepared to get roasted, not toasted........."
 


PILTDOWN MAN

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Sep 15, 2004
19,627
Hurst Green
Well I be edamed.
 


GoldWithFalmer

Seaweed! Seaweed!
Apr 24, 2011
12,687
SouthCoast
"Yes dear, I know it's your first time at a swingers' weekend, but I said be prepared to get roasted, not toasted........."

Excellent.
 


Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
NSC Patron
Oct 8, 2003
56,164
Faversham
For the true cheese fetishist, nothing 'beats' this:

bish.jpeg
 








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