Women Trouble -NSC Help needed quickly.

[HastingsSeagull]

Could you deal with your child, your own flesh and blood, turning out to be a Palarse fan? If so you're a bigger man than me. That law would have to be laid down very early but if she supported them, think I could get over it by gloating 9 out of 10 times and taking it out on the backdoor should they ever manage a result (0-0 etc.)

 

[User removed 4]

If you don't go for her because she supports Crystal Palace, you are a complete tool.

This.

 

[Giraffe]

Could you deal with your child, your own flesh and blood, turning out to be a Palarse fan? If so you're a bigger man than me. That law would have to be laid down very early but if she supported them, think I could get over it by gloating 9 out of 10 times and taking it out on the backdoor should they ever manage a result (0-0 etc.)

Before I married my Mrs I made it very clear. Father in law has had no chance. Wedding colour scheme was blue and white, kids are seagulls through and through. If you do this NEVER compromise, it's Brighton all the way. No half way, quarter way, 1% agreement.

 

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

The good people of NSC

I have recently become quite close to a girl I have know for a while, good looks , intelligent, all round nice girl.
Except there is one BIG problem…

Here father is a big time Palarse fan, and she is starting to follow in his footsteps.

Do I still go for the chance of a relationship with her? Putting apart this obstacle?
Help needed, NSC lend a hand ! What would you do?

When you say 'all round nice girl'. How round? Makes a difference you know.
Does your Father have a gun? I think the answer is in the song.

TNBA

TTF

 

[Pot noodles for everyone]

What's the problem with her supporting a different football club? Ok, it's Palace, but come on. It just adds a whole lot more banter and a different dynamic to the relationship. And next season, when her team is in a lower league than yours, there's all sorts of gloating that can go on.

The girl is the most important thing, if she's worthy, then that's your answer.

Oh do f*** off Claire Rayner. Quite clearly he wants smart arse replies.

Back doors first date, I reckon. In fact ATM

 

[Skaville]

Use and abuse her, then break her heart.

 

[ds4000]

Roger her senseless whilst wearing your albion shirt!

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Here is a tip.

Do not take relationship advice from people posting on a football message board on a Friday night.

Just a thought like.

 

[Giraffe]

Here father is a big time Palarse fan, and she is starting to follow in his footsteps.

do?

This bit worries me. If she got the Palace bug then their is much more chance of a fight over the kids support. Don't do it, I couldn't think of anything worse than my kids supporting Palace!

 

[Kuipers Supporters Club]

Meeting her next week...

 

[Gully]

mmmm......bit of a contradiction there.

Go for it, better a football fan than not, even if she does go to the dark side of the force.

I would tend to go for this approach...at least you can have some friendly banter with someone who loves the beautiful game...round my way most women are more interested in egg-chasing and a lot of them are a bit on the frightening side!

 

[Arthur]

What's the problem with her supporting a different football club? Ok, it's Palace, but come on. It just adds a whole lot more banter and a different dynamic to the relationship. And next season, when her team is in a lower league than yours, there's all sorts of gloating that can go on.

The girl is the most important thing, if she's worthy, then that's your answer.

Oh f*** off you dick! You really are one of the biggest tools on this board!

The answer is simple....

Fire a load up her, take photos, post them on here then send them to her Dad with your face photoshoped out and Gus Poyet's put on!

 

[8ace]

We can't really advise otherwise.

 

[We're the Stripes]

If you don't go for her because she supports Crystal Palace, you are a complete tool.

I wouldn't exist if my old man had taken that approach!

 

[imissworthing2]

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Fire a load up her, take photos, post them on here then send them to her Dad with your face photoshoped out and Gus Poyet's put on![/QUOTE]

I dont normally find the board funny but thats f***ing class, could you imagine the old boys face when he sets eyes on this over his cornflakes

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Oh f*** off you dick! You really are one of the biggest tools on this board!

The answer is simple....

Fire a load up her, take photos, post them on here then send them to her Dad with your face photoshoped out and Gus Poyet's put on!

Alright, I answered a bit quickly and SLIGHTLY misinterpreted the direction this thread was going to take.

So I change my reply to do the deed in her dads bed at a time when you know he's going to be coming back, whilst wearing your Albion shirt.

 

[e77]

Oh f*** off you dick! You really are one of the biggest tools on this board!

The answer is simple....

Fire a load up her, take photos, post them on here then send them to her Dad with your face photoshoped out and Gus Poyet's put on!

Sage advice, but also do a Hiney art version for here.

 

[Questions]

Do her up the wrong un and then wipe your dick on the old mans expensive chenille curtains.

 

[Pot noodles for everyone]

He's Palace. Since when is he likely to have anything other than net curtains and horse brasses?

 

[bright1064]

I say crack on!

Even if it means having to do the deed in a cramped caravan in Croydon.