albiongirl
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Women know nothing about football.......
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Marshy
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isnt that a britney line ?
No sign of my tea yet girls !
No sign of my tea yet girls !
albiongirl
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You know where the kettle is!!!
Marshy
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Funny that Albion Girl......exactly what the wife sais !
albiongirl
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Good on her!!!!
the right footed denilson
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im in the camp that i'd rather women didnt talk about football at all. ive always found it annoying when g/f's have tried to have football related banter with me.
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Lady Bracknell
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To be honest, I wouldn't get wound up about any of this. Who needs to get into some daft male -v- female thing about who should or shouldn't or does or doesn't know about the glorious game? And right now it's pretty damned glorious that the season starts tomorrow!
NMH
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Oh but this generalisation of a sex is a bit offhand. I appears that many men know shyte about footy as well, and you hear their educated opinions on every terrace and think "what the crap is that wang-cur rabbiting on about - he knows absolutely nothing of what he speaks. I must therefore administer my footware, at pace, into his cranium"
I'd conjecture here, that "some people" know nothing about football, and some are still happy to pretend they do. Some admit it, but enjoy the game anyway, some are referees and even they seem to have their head up their rectum, and some have a fair grasp of the situation. The latter are unfortunately the saddest of all, because they realise how badly Engerland were robbed by Maradonna, and how jammy the Brazillians were to get away with another World Cup when it was ours by rights.
OOwww, but it makes me m-m-m-m-M-MAAAD !
I'd conjecture here, that "some people" know nothing about football, and some are still happy to pretend they do. Some admit it, but enjoy the game anyway, some are referees and even they seem to have their head up their rectum, and some have a fair grasp of the situation. The latter are unfortunately the saddest of all, because they realise how badly Engerland were robbed by Maradonna, and how jammy the Brazillians were to get away with another World Cup when it was ours by rights.
OOwww, but it makes me m-m-m-m-M-MAAAD !
Dropkick Turnip
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Ah no, Mrs Turnip knows far more about football than Mr Turnip but she's not the one with the season ticket..........Juan Albion said:
NMH said:
Jammy has nothing to do with it. It was "ours by rights" maybe only because all the better teams had been knocked out, and even then we didn't have the spine to beat a ten man Brazil squad who only just scraped through qualifying. We were pathetic that second half, and didn't deserve to beat a ten man St. Dunstan's squad, let alone Brazil.
Maradona's first goal was cheating pure and simple, but no one can deny the genius of his second. And by that time they were all over us. It would only have been a matter of time.
The fact is that when it comes to the crunch when it really matters, we bottle it. And history backs up that fact.
NMH
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"we bottle it" means "they bottle it" .
In other words, when our boys win, and cream the likes of Argentina for being up themselves, it's "we". When the lads spank the SHIT out of the germans IN GERMANY hahahaha, after the hun score first and celebrate like they are doing Swan Lake, and then 5 bombshells blitzkrieg the living crap out of them (more hahahahas) then it's "WE smeared you squareheads, 1 World Cup and 2 World Wars hahahaha" and alles klar .
When that prancing pooftah with the ponytail lets a hopeful pass in from 35 yards and no-one close, and Beckham doesn't instigate shit, and Sven keeps anyone with guts and intent on the bench (like Joe Cole ferinstance) and "they" say "we were over-awed by the reputation of the Brazillians" then "they" can feckin stay in Korea and tell it 'til the cows come home and there's no "we" about it. I agree, they bottled it against a pretty poor 10-man Brazil.
Brazil were only jammy to come across an England side that thought they had gone far enough, that had buried an old axe into an old foe (the one that cost Becks reputation for several years and instigated many a tuneful rhyme concerning his wife). Those people in that England side didn't have their eyes on the prize, and Brazil said "we are fairly crap these days and never assumed we had much chance, and we even fear Bolivia and Ecuador, but thanks for laying out the carpet suckas" .
'Bottling it' is not always what England teams do - not vs Cameroon in the 80's, or Germany that same Cup. Maradonna may have scored a decent goal in 'that' game, but I won't say "they won it fair and square", they didn't for me I'm afraid, not from one run when England were playing a still-stunned game as if fate had already made the result...then that can be called 'bottling it'. When Beckham was sent off in 98, that was an unfair advantage for Argentina, and in a World Cup tournament that we looked capable of winning with Hoddle's side.
The only "better team" in the last WC that got knocked out, in my opinion, was Spain. We were better than everyone else, inc. Italy who played a similar style to Argentina but were not better. Africa's teams really didn't live up to Pele's predictions, and perhaps Turkey looked good against the lesser oppositions but I can only think of Spain as the top contender and they were robbed by dodgy decisions. France were quickly brought down to actual size pronto !
It pisses me off that those young sportsmen seem to have defeat in their eyes instead of fire and brimstone, and in the biggest competition in their game.
Personally, I don't have a lot of faith in Sven to stir any sleeping lions when needed. We may have to wait until we have the World Cup tournament on our soil again before we really get going with intent all the way .
In other words, when our boys win, and cream the likes of Argentina for being up themselves, it's "we". When the lads spank the SHIT out of the germans IN GERMANY hahahaha, after the hun score first and celebrate like they are doing Swan Lake, and then 5 bombshells blitzkrieg the living crap out of them (more hahahahas) then it's "WE smeared you squareheads, 1 World Cup and 2 World Wars hahahaha" and alles klar .
When that prancing pooftah with the ponytail lets a hopeful pass in from 35 yards and no-one close, and Beckham doesn't instigate shit, and Sven keeps anyone with guts and intent on the bench (like Joe Cole ferinstance) and "they" say "we were over-awed by the reputation of the Brazillians" then "they" can feckin stay in Korea and tell it 'til the cows come home and there's no "we" about it. I agree, they bottled it against a pretty poor 10-man Brazil.
Brazil were only jammy to come across an England side that thought they had gone far enough, that had buried an old axe into an old foe (the one that cost Becks reputation for several years and instigated many a tuneful rhyme concerning his wife). Those people in that England side didn't have their eyes on the prize, and Brazil said "we are fairly crap these days and never assumed we had much chance, and we even fear Bolivia and Ecuador, but thanks for laying out the carpet suckas" .
'Bottling it' is not always what England teams do - not vs Cameroon in the 80's, or Germany that same Cup. Maradonna may have scored a decent goal in 'that' game, but I won't say "they won it fair and square", they didn't for me I'm afraid, not from one run when England were playing a still-stunned game as if fate had already made the result...then that can be called 'bottling it'. When Beckham was sent off in 98, that was an unfair advantage for Argentina, and in a World Cup tournament that we looked capable of winning with Hoddle's side.
The only "better team" in the last WC that got knocked out, in my opinion, was Spain. We were better than everyone else, inc. Italy who played a similar style to Argentina but were not better. Africa's teams really didn't live up to Pele's predictions, and perhaps Turkey looked good against the lesser oppositions but I can only think of Spain as the top contender and they were robbed by dodgy decisions. France were quickly brought down to actual size pronto !
It pisses me off that those young sportsmen seem to have defeat in their eyes instead of fire and brimstone, and in the biggest competition in their game.
Personally, I don't have a lot of faith in Sven to stir any sleeping lions when needed. We may have to wait until we have the World Cup tournament on our soil again before we really get going with intent all the way .
It's definately those that know nothing about football, but happily think/pretend that they do that piss me off, whether male or female. As I posted in another thread about my housemate, a Chelsea fan. Knew all about Chelsea, but that's about it. "you're not in the prem, you're in division 2. you're not even professional". What a load of shite. Knew the offside rule though
BrightonBird
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Excuse me, I have just read this and am shocked. We are going back o the 1950's! Didn't I see you in the Harry Enfield Sketch "Women! Know your place"?
Safeway
M0DERAT0R
It's 'Women, know you limits' actually. Quality humour.
Now, get us a cup of tea, there's a good lass.
Now, get us a cup of tea, there's a good lass.
BrightonBird
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Sorry. I'll go back to the housework, and get the tea later. Then I'll make dinner and make sure the men are ok, before I get some me time!
And if you believe that, you'll believe anything!!!
And if you believe that, you'll believe anything!!!
Safeway
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"Aren't kittens lovely."