WOMEN. FFS, we do not have ESP. DO. YOU. UNDERSTAND?

[brighton2win]

wot does ESP mean

 

[Storer68]

OK all men just answer the question...........



"Does my bum look big in this?"

 

[The Large One]

Yes dear it does, and so does your festering trap...

 

[Starry]

Us women can't win, we don't tell you to do stuff and if provokes such responses as this, we do tell you and get told "you don't need to tell me to do everything, I can think alone".

Signed, the wife whose hubby is not physically possible of engaging his brain to think, oh she's busy I'll put the bins out...

 

[The Large One]

Us women can't win, we don't tell you to do stuff and if provokes such responses as this, we do tell you and get told "you don't need to tell me to do everything, I can think alone".

It's called 'mood swings'.

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

I can live with the pointless little chores that are asked of me, but then she does it her way anyway. So what is the point exactly?

I don't make the bed right, I don't fill the dishwasher up right, I don't fold the laundry right, I don't do anything right, but I get asked to do it again?

"Do you want anything to eat or drink while I'm up?" No, I'll wait till you've sat down again before I change my mind.

 

[Race]

I can live with the pointless little chores that are asked of me, but then she does it her way anyway. So what is the point exactly?

I don't make the bed right, I don't fill the dishwasher up right, I don't fold the laundry right, I don't do anything right, but I get asked to do it again?

Thats because we know you do it on purpose in the hope that you wont be asked to do it again! We know you are capable of doing the simplest of chores PROPERLY, we're not stupid you know!

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

I don't know how many pieces of fine china I have to break before she stops asking me to do the washing up.

 

[rospants]

I don't know how many pieces of fine china I have to break before she stops asking me to do the washing up.

seing as you've slit her wrists you dont have have lot of choice now

 

[NMH]

All a waste of breath lads. Don't bother wondering what the fuque they want, don't get hot under the collar, and don't get confused.

Simply shag their best mate and tell em to shut it or you'll go after their sister or some bird they hate. They should be glad to be rogered, and learn to like it.

 

[Yorkie]

Mood swings?
Ashes victory parade am
Probert refereeing evening

 

[Gritt23]

We do expect men to think for themselves and not have to be told what to do all the time

Again, we were never told that! Just speak to us, we'll understand.

 

[Yorkie]

Again, we were never told that! Just speak to us, we'll understand.

Ok

 

[fatboy]

Girls are gay. Period.

 

[Rusco]

Wrong

If it wasnt for sex then we could do without you.

A shag is a waste of a good wank anyway

 

[The Large One]

Girls are gay. Period.

Ooo! Woohoo! Eckyukyukyuk. You said PERIOD. Heh, heh.

 

[Lush]

The way I see it there are four options

1) Don't nag and it won't get done
2) Nag and it still won't get done AND you will be seen as a BAD NAGGING PERSON.
3) Do it yourself
4) Find someone who anticipates your every need

 

[The Large One]

The way I see it there are four options

1) Don't nag and it won't get done
2) Nag and it still won't get done AND you will be seen as a BAD NAGGING PERSON.
3) Do it yourself
4) Find someone who anticipates your every need

1) Correct
2) Correct again
3) A wise move
4) Such a person doesn't exist, except in Mills & Boon novels or torture manuals

 

[Lush]

Another difference betwen the sexes is that when there's a whole list of jobs that need doing the woman will do them in order of IMPORTANCE. The man will do the one he LIKES DOING BEST first.

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Another difference betwen the sexes is that when there's a whole list of jobs that need doing the woman will do them in order of IMPORTANCE. The man will do the one he LIKES DOING BEST first.

Importance is always a matter for debate...