Women drivers should NOT be on the road

[Scarface]

On the way to Nottingham two seasons ago ChapmansThe Saviour spent the whole journey up there complaining it was hot.

The stupid idiot had turned the heater on full to clear the windscreen but did not realise that he had set it so the heat was blowing onto him!

Remember how hot it was at Reading this season? Westy and one of the ginger twins drove there with the windows up, heaters on the hottest setting and at full blast deliberatly! It was a test to see who would back down first and neither did!

 

[colinpants]

sitting stationary at rottingdean lights the other day when all of a sudden, crash, a ford focus piles into the back of my car i look round and to my surpise it was a woman driver.

 

[Artois]

sitting stationary at rottingdean lights the other day when all of a sudden, crash, a ford focus piles into the back of my car i look round and to my surpise it was a woman driver.

 

[Stinky Kat]

On the posative for Women drivers, wives and girlfriends are good for picking you up from the pub or driving home from parties or gigs. The line must be drawn for away games though.

 

[Bluejuice]

It's people like you who make me have to pay £2,800 insurance p/a, its as if the moment you turn 21 you are an amazing driver and when you're younger than 21 you are a rubbish one!

What the f***?

Do you drive a Ferrari or something?

It is a sad but true fact that women cannot be trusted behind the wheel, they are just not able to cope with thinking of something else first before themselves. Their concentration levels on the road are laughable because they're always preoccupied with what shoes they're going to wear to the office a week next Tuesday or which man they're going to screw over next.

Get them off the roads and all them damned kids too. It's the only way

 

[magoo]

Day before yesterday i was sitting patiently waiting for a learner to do a turn in the road. A beaten up old estate came hareing (sp?) around me and suddenly stopped as they saw what was going on. Yes, it was a woman. AND she had 2 kids in the back. And she had the audacity to look at me as if i was in the wrong when i stood on my horn.

Women seem to go from one extreme to the other. They're either reckless and blind or over cautious.

Now, elderly drivers.......

 

[Seagullible]

On the posative for Women drivers, wives and girlfriends are good for picking you up from the pub or driving home from parties or gigs. The line must be drawn for away games though.

Hmmm woman driving or drunk driver - about as bad as each other!


PS Drink driving is stupid by the way and I do not agree with it in any way

 

[tedebear]

you all speak bollocks - I'm a better driver than most of you !!

 

[Hungry Joe]

you all speak bollocks - I'm a better driver than most of you !!

You're definately a better driver than me, I've banned myself.

 

[looney]

you all speak bollocks - I'm a better driver than most of you !!

Its also well known that women cant be trusted in anything they say, especially in the general area of handling machines.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Its also well known that women cant be trusted in anything they say, especially in the general area of handling machines.

You'd never trust a woman with your home-made cloning device, would you Loons?

 

[looney]

You'd never trust a woman with your home-made cloning device, would you Loons?

Well I lent it to braders and look what happened here!!

I think it was a mistake giving women the vote as well, time will proove me right for sure.

 

[Stinky Kat]

Hmmm woman driving or drunk driver - about as bad as each other!


PS Drink driving is stupid by the way and I do not agree with it in any way

I meant that the women does not drink alcohol but enjoys the occasion through other mediums, like chat, fruit drinks and then drives home sober. Drink driving is evil!

 

[NMH]

Sorry lads, but women don't want solutions to their problems - they only want us to listen to them.

Don't expect them to hand over the car-keys any time soon

 

[dougdeep]

As I probably do more driving than anyone else on here, I don't think that there is much to choose between men and women drivers. Having seen many big accident scenes, you do notice that more men seem to have them. I suppose that is because men take more chances. Men can park though.

 

[Spicy]

I think women are the better drivers, and I drive at the speed that traffic conditions dictate. I was driving along behind a lorry (I hope it was no one I know ) when the lorry stopped dead. Thinking there was some reason for it stopping I waited patiently only to find that he was watching and waving to some girl walking along the pavement. At least women don't have their brains in their trousers.

I have to agree with Doug on the parking though and I can park better than most women.

 

[Yorkie]

28 years driving after passing my test first time, no points, penalties or parking tickets (2 minor bumps)

 

[desprateseagull]

dangerous parking

if the woman who parked right on the cornre of queens park road and w p terrace, opposite the recylcing bins, well done!!

coming reound the corner, i just had time to miss her car, and squeeze thru the tiny gap between her car and the BOLLARDs...

plenty of space along the road, you muppess!