Women drivers should NOT be on the road

[Artois]

Without wanting to sound deliberately sexist.

99% of women drivers are totally unaware of anything around them on the roads.

They are dangerous.

I've seen all those bollock statistics about 'women have less crashes' etc, but that's purely because men crash trying to get out of the way of CRAP drivers that CAN'T turn right at junctions, CAN'T look before pulling out or changing lanes, CAN'T move out of the outside lane when there are no other cars around etc etc etc.

I am not trying to tar ALL women with the same brush, but almost all of them.


Women. KNOW YOUR LIMITS. Don't drive.

 

[Meade's Ball]

 

[Hungry Joe]

Whereas the 17yr old blokes who drive at 70mph over the tiny bridge just outside my house in an attempt to get airbourne should be given jobs as bus drivers.

 

[Artois]

And anyone under the age of 20....

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

And anyone under the age of 20....

im a very good driver....

 

[Hungry Joe]

And anyone under the age of 20....

 

[Cian]

And anyone under the age of 20....

Oi!

 

[Easy 10]

Putting a woman in control of a vehicle and having a MIRROR in front of her is just asking for trouble.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Putting a woman in control of a vehicle and having a MIRROR in front of her is just asking for trouble.

 

[Biscuit]

im a very good driver....

 

[Biscuit]

 

[Lokki 7]

Without wanting to sound deliberately sexist.

Are some of your best friends black as well?

 

[Parson Henry]

Without wanting to sound deliberately sexist.

99% of women drivers are totally unaware of anything around them on the roads.

They are dangerous.

I've seen all those bollock statistics about 'women have less crashes' etc, but that's purely because men crash trying to get out of the way of CRAP drivers that CAN'T turn right at junctions, CAN'T look before pulling out or changing lanes, CAN'T move out of the outside lane when there are no other cars around etc etc etc.

I am not trying to tar ALL women with the same brush, but almost all of them.


Women. KNOW YOUR LIMITS. Don't drive.

Dear oh dear...what a load opf nonsense.

 

[CHAPPERS]

On the way to Peterborough last season, Artois here was driving at about 100 on the outside lane. We saw a bird fly into the front of a van about 200 metres up the road and loads of feathers flew at us.

Artois ducked, the idiot.

 

[Safeway]

Drving to Preston on Tuesday, Martin looked at his speedometer and said "Ooo, I'm doing 110mph. Doesn't feel anything like that, does it?"

 

[zefarelly]

whle we're on the subject most men can't drive properly either . . .and the police

C**ts . . .speed up and down our road at 60mph + on a daily basis, f***ing wankers the lot of them . . . pig scum

rant over

 

[defrocked priest]

Hang on son,Artios and biscuit are both right.Women are shite drivers it's a fact and without sounding racist the bleedin' Asians are pure Hell on the motorways,half can't see over the dash.Too watch them parallel parking is an afternoons entertainment.I bring along a sandwich and make a day of it.

 

[fatboy]

On the way to Peterborough last season, Artois here was driving at about 100 on the outside lane. We saw a bird fly into the front of a van about 200 metres up the road and loads of feathers flew at us.

Artois ducked, the idiot.

On the way to Nottingham two seasons ago ChapmansThe Saviour spent the whole journey up there complaining it was hot.

The stupid idiot had turned the heater on full to clear the windscreen but did not realise that he had set it so the heat was blowing onto him!

 

[Hungry Joe]

My girlfriend ducks when she drives under bridges.

 

[blueandwhitearmy]

And anyone under the age of 20....

It's people like you who make me have to pay £2,800 insurance p/a, its as if the moment you turn 21 you are an amazing driver and when you're younger than 21 you are a rubbish one!