Woman sues bad sex boyfriend !!!!!

[parks]

Woman sues bad sex boyfriend

A WOMAN IN Brazil is suing her boyfriend for being a dud in bed.

The 31-year-old complained that her partner, 38, stopped having sex with her immediately after having his orgasm.

It was not fair that she was left unsatisfied, the unnamed woman said.

A police officer in the city of Jundiai said: 'We will treat it as an ordinary complaint and let the judge decide.'




Can't see there is anything wrong with that personally!!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Is this groundhog day?


What will people think of next! Suing for bad sex. How do you prove that....

 

[B.M.F]

Is this groundhog day?

Don't know, ask me tomorrow

 

[Vicar!]

Only in Brazil!

Average chat up line is .... Do you want to come for a f***!.....and it works! (Thats being romantic in Rio!)

Vicar

 

[Braders]

Is this groundhog day?

not buying "who killed the f**king zutons on principle"

 

[Scotty Mac]

wish i was on the jury - you'd have to find out first hand i reckon :safeway

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Phew, thought it was me for a moment........Being sued that is.

 

[hitony]

Only in Brazil!

Average chat up line is .... Do you want to come for a f***!.....and it works! (Thats being romantic in Rio!)

Vicar

(am presently booking my flight to brazil !!!!!! )

 

[withdeanwombat]

It won't stand up in court.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

She'll need plenty of hard evidence to win her case.

 

[Pavilionaire]

He should be made to spend some time in jail, teach him how to do bird properly.

 

[SussexSpur]

An interesting remake of Twelve Angry Men could be on the cards here...

Maybe one of those short preludes to the main feature films, at least, schurely...?

 

[miguelpea]

Phew, thought it was me for a moment........Being sued that is.

Yes. You see.


Gotta work up your technique, lad.


Come round my gaff, and we'll see if we can't save you from litigation.



:safeway2:

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Morning Stick, Got a job yet ?

 

[miguelpea]

Morning Stick, Got a job yet ?

Nah, they are the buggers 'til "early november" so they say in their last e-mail.


No fecking wonder the Falmer decision has taken so long, eh?

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Chin up matey. Wanna buy a house ? Mines for sale.

 

[miguelpea]

Chin up matey. Wanna buy a house ? Mines for sale.

Oh, Frank that doesn't sound like good news.

Are you splitting up or moving somewhere leafy?

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Stackpool Road, together. Its a 3 storey big lump of a house that needs pant loads of work doing to it.