[Misc] Woman has sex with a ghost and now wants a ghost baby

[clippedgull]

Amethyst Realm made an extremely memorable appearance on This Morning, declaring she only has sex with ghosts and has sworn off men for life. She described the first time she was, er, visited by a ghost and said that she was still able to ‘feel’ as though she was having sex despite not actually being able to see the ghost. Amethyst said: ‘You can still feel it, it’s difficult to explain. There was a weight and a weightlessness, a physical breath, and stroking, and the energy as well.’ Asked if their encounter had a happy ending, Amethyst said: ‘For me, anyway.’ She said her love affair with the spirit began when she and her fiance moved into a new house 12 years ago, and she began to feel a ‘presence’. ‘It started as an energy then became physical. There was pressure on my thighs and breath on my neck. I just always felt safe,’ she explained.

more here http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/07/woman-says-sex-ghosts-now-people-cant-deal-7139809/

 

[Jack Straw]

I bet they put the willies up her?

 

[junior]

If she has a ghost baby she'll have to put it into dayscare when she goes back to work.

 

[Gwylan]

If she has a ghost baby she'll have to put it into dayscare when she goes back to work.

And then to pre-sghoul

 

[Wilko]

Amethyst Realm made an extremely memorable appearance on This Morning, declaring she only has sex with ghosts and has sworn off men for life. She described the first time she was, er, visited by a ghost and said that she was still able to ‘feel’ as though she was having sex despite not actually being able to see the ghost. Amethyst said: ‘You can still feel it, it’s difficult to explain. There was a weight and a weightlessness, a physical breath, and stroking, and the energy as well.’ Asked if their encounter had a happy ending, Amethyst said: ‘For me, anyway.’ She said her love affair with the spirit began when she and her fiance moved into a new house 12 years ago, and she began to feel a ‘presence’. ‘It started as an energy then became physical. There was pressure on my thighs and breath on my neck. I just always felt safe,’ she explained.

more here http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/07/woman-says-sex-ghosts-now-people-cant-deal-7139809/

Otherwise known as 'a dream'.

 

[pearl]

Amethyst Realm made an extremely memorable appearance on This Morning, declaring she only has sex with ghosts and has sworn off men for life. She described the first time she was, er, visited by a ghost and said that she was still able to ‘feel’ as though she was having sex despite not actually being able to see the ghost. Amethyst said: ‘You can still feel it, it’s difficult to explain. There was a weight and a weightlessness, a physical breath, and stroking, and the energy as well.’ Asked if their encounter had a happy ending, Amethyst said: ‘For me, anyway.’ She said her love affair with the spirit began when she and her fiance moved into a new house 12 years ago, and she began to feel a ‘presence’. ‘It started as an energy then became physical. There was pressure on my thighs and breath on my neck. I just always felt safe,’ she explained.

more here http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/07/woman-says-sex-ghosts-now-people-cant-deal-7139809/

Phantom Pregnancy?

 

[banjo]

If the kid Plays football I recon it’ll will be a ghoul keeper.

 

[half time scores]

From ghoulies and ghosties and long legged beasties and girls who grow plump in the night.
Lord protect us.

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Otherwise known as 'a WET dream'.

Edited for accuracy

 

[SeagullofMalaysia]

Did this woman play too much The Sims or what?

 

[Stat Brother]

I'm sure Mr & Mrs Realm are so proud of the child.

Although in other news...



...

 

[skipper734]

Every night, goulies deep!

 

[LamieRobertson]

Bet she drinks spirits

 

[Sussex Nomad]

If the kid Plays football I recon it’ll will be a ghoul keeper.

Nah, he'll be a centre forward and ghost past the opposition.

 

[Taybha]

FFS keep the noise down love i'm trying to watch MOTD

 

[portlock seagull]

Amethyst Realm made an extremely memorable appearance on This Morning, declaring she only has sex with ghosts and has sworn off men for life. She described the first time she was, er, visited by a ghost and said that she was still able to ‘feel’ as though she was having sex despite not actually being able to see the ghost. Amethyst said: ‘You can still feel it, it’s difficult to explain. There was a weight and a weightlessness, a physical breath, and stroking, and the energy as well.’ Asked if their encounter had a happy ending, Amethyst said: ‘For me, anyway.’ She said her love affair with the spirit began when she and her fiance moved into a new house 12 years ago, and she began to feel a ‘presence’. ‘It started as an energy then became physical. There was pressure on my thighs and breath on my neck. I just always felt safe,’ she explained.

more here http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/07/woman-says-sex-ghosts-now-people-cant-deal-7139809/

This is why NSC is so good - these important news stories would pass me by otherwise! Well played Sir, invaluable!!

 

[carlzeiss]

Isn't Christmas a celebration of the same thing ?

 

[Blackadder]

I didn't see the interview. Was she like Waynetta Slob wanting a "Brahn" baby?

Poor old Wayne had to move in with Gnomeo.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Clearly misquoted. What she actually said was she has sex with goats and now wants to have kids.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Jeremy Kyle episode coming up with 5 empty chairs for the ghosts family

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