[News] Woman arrested for taking dead uncle into a bank

[TomandJerry]

What's the matter with some people?!

"Shock in Brazil after woman is arrested and charged with violating a corpse and attempted theft through fraud

When Érika de Souza Vieira wheeled her lethargic-looking uncle into a Brazilian bank, clerks quickly sensed something was amiss.

“I don’t think he’s well. He doesn’t look well at all,” remarked one distrustful employee as Vieira tried to get her elderly relative to sign off on a 17,000 reais ($3,250) loan."

 

[studio150]

She was just back from A Weekend At Bernie's

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Looks like a Whetherspoons punter.

 

[hart's shirt]

Any offence caused was relative.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Reminds me of this:

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

She deserves a stiff sentence for that.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

The bank clerk was mortified.

 

[BNthree]

She’s committed a grave offence

 

[The Clamp]

Did she ask for it in CRYPTo-currency?

 

[The Clamp]

Bit of a stretch that one. Apologies. I’m not proud of it.

 

[Mr Bridger]

Was that when Forest tried to get JonJo Shelvey to sign a new contract end of last season to try and keep them up.

 

[seagull_special]

I’d be rigamortified if that happened to one of my relatives!

 

[Bozza]

It remains to be seen if she'll get away with it.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I wonder how much interest she has urn-ed?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I hope the 6 feet underwriter approves the loan.

 

[Gabbafella]

She made a grave mistake and I'm sure there'll be reaper-cussions. I doubt she'll be able to dig herself out of this. All that hassle just to urn some ill-gotten money. Absolute rotter.

 

[Bozza]

I suspect she didn't go to the bank in the afternoon - it was probably the mourning.

 

[Eeyore]

There was no way the bank were coffin up.

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

It remains to be seen if she'll get away with it.

It?? That's a person you're talking about.


(sorry)

 

[maffew]

Mourge

I wonder how much interest she has urn-ed?

Made a killing, it was a Morgue n Stanley