Woman Allegedly Tries to Kill Her Husband by poisoning her [Brazilian]

[Acker79]

A Brazilian woman has been accused of trying to kill her husband by filling her womanly parts with poison and getting him to perform oral sex on her.

Vagina 'Murder Plot': Brazilian Man Accuses Wife Of Poisoning Her Private Parts To Kill Him


(interestingly, the 'check if already posted' search returns Does anyone know if any pubs in burgess hill or hassocks are streaming the game tomorrow?? as top result).

 

[algie]

How do you hill someone?

 

[Codner pharmaceuticals]

It a-mounds to murder

 

[skipper734]

Mmmmm! Marzipan.

 

[half time scores]

How do you hill someone?

Upward?

 

[Paskman]

Woman Allegedly Tries to Hill Her Husband by poisoning her [Brazilian]

I find that Hard To Swallow!

 

[Acker79]

How do you hill someone?

I have no idea what you're talking about.

 

[pasty]

Smells a bit fishy to me

 

[Manx Shearwater]

Which errrrm orifice?

Its almost death by arselick poisoning.

 

[Old Greg]

The slideshow at the bottom is worth a flick through as well; as well as the comment, 'thats called a cunning-planus' m'lord

 

[dingodan]

Smells a bit fishy to me

 

[dingodan]

From the comments:

"It's called cunning-planus"

 

[Marxo]

It's like that Italian footballer a few years ago who said his positive drugs test was due to the cream his wife was using, must have been tasteless!

 

[Hyperion]

Vag of Honour

 

[Sausage]

Mrs Sausage's welly top tastes so evil that I reckon she's been trying to do the same. I'm not going near the damn thing.

 

[bomber130]

Think that happened to me once because it tasted f***ing awful

 

[banjo]

Finger licking good.

 

[SeagullinExile]

Smells like fish, tastes like chicken

 

[Hyperion]

Smells like fish, tastes like chicken

You should join the Tesco Burger marketing team