Withdean - It's very big!

[Les Biehn]

So...are you going to bang the crap out of her?

Probably not, especially as I have quit drinking for a month.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

So...are you going to bang the crap out of her?

Yeah, fair question.

 

[Parson Henry]

Is that all? Jeeeeez what a let down...

Yoiu mean that is not above average!!!

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

I just said I would take a Japanese girl I work with to the Albion. To get her in the spirit I showed her the Withdean, to which she commented 'It's very big' (unless she had caught a glimpse of my left testicle). Ah bless, wait til she actually gets there.

Japanese, you say?...

Do you want some Japanese sentences to smooth talk her with?

Ask her:

Anatano chikubu wa(maybe 'ga' or 'o' I'll be f***ed if I know) kuro desuka.

If she replies 'hai', you might want to think about going no further with your romantic persual. She would have admitted to having black nipples which in Japan, apparently, means she's had too much sex. Which is bad(again, apparently).

 

[Easy 10]

Black nipples and a flange like a wizards sleeve...but she's asian, so still well worth a poke regardless, in my opinion.

 

[Parson Henry]

I am part asian..you dirty rotten scoundrel.

 

[Easy 10]

Ooh Milky....Asians are my FAVOURITE

 

[Les Biehn]

I find it hard enough to tell if I've got a chance with an English bird let alone a Japanese one.

 

[Parson Henry]

I find it hard enough to tell if I've got a chance with an English bird let alone a Japanese one.

I will tell you the signs at the next drink up...

 

[Les Biehn]

I will tell you the signs at the next drink up...

I've quit drinking for at least a month

 

[Parson Henry]

I've quit drinking for at least a month

Why?

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Why?

Look at the state of him in his avatar. If he carried on the way he was going he would have died from a drink/cocaine fuelled heart attack.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

I find it hard enough to tell if I've got a chance with an English bird let alone a Japanese one.

I'm still mastering the lingo, but try:

sumimasen, (girl's name)-san, watashito sekusu o yaritai desuka?

or:

(girl's name)-san, watashino chinchin o mitai desuka?

If she answers in the affirmative to either, you're in.

 

[Lokki 7]

I don't understand. You like this girl? And you're taking her to Withdean? I think I've missed something here.

 

[Les Biehn]

Why?

Been trying to lose weight and the fact that I was drinking between 2-6 pints 3-4 nights a week and 6-12 Friday and Saturday meant while I was getting fit the beer belly was not shifting.

 

[Les Biehn]

I'm still mastering the lingo, but try:

sumimasen, (girl's name)-san, watashito sekusu o yaritai desuka?

or:

(girl's name)-san, watashino chinchin o mitai desuka?

If she answers in the affirmative to either, you're in.

She said yes please!

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

She said yes please!

To no.1 or 2?

 

[Les Biehn]

To no.1 or 2?

She said yes to 2. Actually she just pissed herself laughing and said it meant did she want to see my cock.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Which is the Japanese word for "cock" there? (I do NOT know why I'm asking this.)

 

[Franks Wild Years]

She said yes to 2. Actually she just pissed herself laughing and said it meant did she want to see my cock.

NSC makes the day go quicker.